Verse 1 Old Les has a mower and a paddock out back A rusty old tractor and a fire wood stack Nothing much to do since he fixed the old shed So he fires up the mower just to get out of his head Round and round the grass he goes Where he's headed nobody knows The lawn was done about an hour ago But he keeps on mowing nice and slow Chorus He's bogged again, in the very same hole Spinning those tyres while he curses his soul Every single time, you'd think he'd learn by then But he's bogged again, he’s bogged again Verse 2 His wife yells out, "Les, take another line!" He says, "I know what I'm doing, love, I'll be fine." Five minutes later there's mud in the air The mower's sunk halfway to China somewhere The roos just watch him from the shade Like they seen this same mistake get made More than a hundred times before They know it’ll happen a hundred times more Chorus He's bogged again, in the very same hole Spinning those tyres while he curses his soul Every single time, you'd think he'd learn by then But he's bogged again, he’s bogged again Bridge Maybe he likes just getting’ stuck Maybe that's just his kind of luck Maybe life's a patch of mud And we're all just chewing through the crud Or maybe he's bored and needs a quest A challenge greater than the rest And every Saturday he finds That boggy patch to test his mind Final Chorus He's bogged again, in the very same hole Like a man with a mission nobody controls He’ll pull it out with his other old friend Then he'll mow right back and get bogged again He's bogged again, in the very same hole Spinning those tyres while he curses his soul Every single time, you'd think he'd learn by then But he's bogged again, he’s bogged again Outro The sun goes down, the engine dies The jet trails floating across the sky Les looks around at what he’s done And says with a smile.."Well that was fun."
