Crack Sealed Up

[Verse 1] I seen that crook in my hallway Sneak with a sack and a grin Said, "Bro, I'm here for your business" I said, "Not today, not again" I grabbed that bottle in panic Hands all shaky, eyes wide If he want my Sunday treasure He gon' have to fight my pride I laid that line with precision Right where the trouble may roam Locked up the backdoor tight now Like a vault on a mission in foam [Pre-Chorus] Hold up Back up Don't test this seal Hold up Back up This scar don't heal [Chorus] Crack sealed up Crack sealed up Turd burglar, move on Crack sealed up Crack sealed up You ain't getting none Crack sealed up Crack sealed up I made that whole thing proof Crack sealed up Crack sealed up Now the loot stays loose [Verse 2] He came back with a toolkit Flashlight, mask, and a crow I stood on my porch like a landlord Said, "Sir, you already know" He tapped on the gate with a crowbar I tapped on the sign with my face "Private property, buddy" "Keep your thieving out my space" Now he talk 'bout "That's unlawful" I said, "So is your little job" If you robbing my brown gold daily Then I gotta outsmart the mob [Pre-Chorus] Hold up Back up Don't test this seal Hold up Back up This stunt too real [Chorus] Crack sealed up Crack sealed up Turd burglar, move on Crack sealed up Crack sealed up You ain't getting none Crack sealed up Crack sealed up I made that whole thing proof Crack sealed up Crack sealed up Now the loot stays loose [Bridge] I heard a tiny creak Then a tiny sad retreat He dropped his little satchel And shuffled down the street He said, "Man, this ain't for me" With shame all on his face I said, "Next time bring a résumé And leave my treasures in place" [Chorus] Crack sealed up Crack sealed up Turd burglar, move on Crack sealed up Crack sealed up You ain't getting none Crack sealed up Crack sealed up I made that whole thing proof Crack sealed up Crack sealed up Now the loot stays loose