Santa Ate My Taco Bell Leftovers (Remastered)

Christmas country, swing, sleigh bells, jingle bells, electric guitar, honky tonk, electric guitar, saxophone, southern rock, strong vocals, loud

It was Christmas Eve 
And I was honky Tonkin 
At my favorite place singin them Christmas songs 
Got myself a ride home
But let it be known
I was hungry so I got some Taco Bell

When I got home I drank more
And on my Christmas list I made sure
That I wanted Santa to bring me a new guitar
While I was munchin’ about
I got drunk and passed out
And Santa found me like this and ate my leftovers

GUITAR!

*steel guitar solo*

*guitar solo*

I wake up and groan
And yup it’s Christmas morn
I’ve got the worst hangover y’all’ve ever seen
My taco bell is gone, and I need some hair of the dog
But I see Santa already drank half my Jim bean

I grab a beer and shrug it off
See Santa left me a lot of stuff
And yeah, there’s a new guitar
And a little mystery box beside
The note said “Santa got this extra for you
Thanks for the shitty food”
I open it and out explodes a massive fart that covers five miles wiiiiiide!

OH GOD DONT LET IT NEAR THE FIREPLACE!

RUUUNN!! WAIT WAIT SAVE THE GUITAR FIRST!

OKAY NOW RUN!

*guitar solo*

Ooooh yeah Well Santa done gave me a fart for Christmas
I don’t remember havin’ this on my wishlist
Now the entire living room smells
As I hear them sleigh bells
Guess I shouldn’t have left them tacos out for old Saint Nick 
Cause he done gave me a big ol fart for Christmas

Guess I shouldn’t have left them tacos out for old Saint Nick

Cause he done gave me a big ol fart for Christmas

*fiddle outro*

OH GOD IT FUCKIN SMELLS

MERRY FARTMAS EVERYBODY

HEEEE HAW

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Well Santa done gave me a fart for Christmas I don’t remember havin’ this on my wishlist Now the entire living room smells As I hear them sleigh bells Guess I shouldn’t have left them tacos out for old Saint Nick Cause he done gave me a big ol fart for Christmas It was Christmas Eve And I was honky Tonkin At my favorite place singin them Christmas songs Got myself a ride home But let it be known I was hungry so I got some Taco Bell When I got home I drank more And on my Christmas list I made sure That I wanted Santa to bring me a new guitar While I was munchin’ about I got drunk and passed out And Santa found me like this and ate my leftovers Well Santa done gave me a fart for Christmas I don’t remember havin’ this on my wishlist Now the entire living room smells As I hear them sleigh bells Guess I shouldn’t have left them tacos out for old Saint Nick Cause he done gave me a big ol fart for Christmas GUITAR! *steel guitar solo* *guitar solo* I wake up and groan And yup it’s Christmas morn I’ve got the worst hangover y’all’ve ever seen My taco bell is gone, and I need some hair of the dog But I see Santa already drank half my Jim bean I grab a beer and shrug it off See Santa left me a lot of stuff And yeah, there’s a new guitar And a little mystery box beside The note said “Santa got this extra for you Thanks for the shitty food” I open it and out explodes a massive fart that covers five miles wiiiiiide! OH GOD DONT LET IT NEAR THE FIREPLACE! RUUUNN!! WAIT WAIT SAVE THE GUITAR FIRST! OKAY NOW RUN! *guitar solo* Well Santa done gave me a fart for Christmas I don’t remember havin’ this on my wishlist Now the entire living room smells As I hear them sleigh bells Guess I shouldn’t have left them tacos out for old Saint Nick Cause he done gave me a big ol fart for Christmas Ooooh yeah Well Santa done gave me a fart for Christmas I don’t remember havin’ this on my wishlist Now the entire living room smells As I hear them sleigh bells Guess I shouldn’t have left them tacos out for old Saint Nick Cause he done gave me a big ol fart for Christmas Guess I shouldn’t have left them tacos out for old Saint Nick Cause he done gave me a big ol fart for Christmas *fiddle outro* OH GOD IT FUCKIN SMELLS MERRY FARTMAS EVERYBODY HEEEE HAW

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