[Verse 1] Is a vampire dog a werewolf? Would he sit if I said stay? Don’t they jump like a hundred feet? So, what’s the purpose of that gate? Where do turtles go when they’re homeless? Beaver splinters on his tongue. Name all the birds that can be boneless? What if a songbird never sung? [Pre-Chorus] Who thought “fart goblin” makes for good bread?… These random thought run through my head… [Chorus] Something about an ice burg Only 10 percent make it out alive. Most of the embarrassing thoughts Never had a chance to survive. Buried somewhere deep In the most shallow grave Are the thoughts that resurface When my mind just won’t behave Bacon taste good on everythang. Nothing rhymes with orange. Mandela effect. Bear-in-stain. I wasn’t kidding about the orange. Yellow. [Verse 2] Two please of the good thing. One or none of the bad. The worst part of the worst thing Is how it makes me sad. What did philosophers think about Before philosophy? Gene Wilder is an actor. I’ve seen him in the movies. [pre chorus] If I was in a tv add… I’d turn myself off. Unless I had to use the bathroom. David Hasselhoff [Chorus] Books have a lot of words. Unless they simply don’t. Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana Boat Nausea, heartburn, indigestion Upset my grandma with new tattoo Pick up the phone the call is free Something that rhymes with oooo [Bridge] One thing Not that one though That might work Go with the flow. Purple shouldn’t count And neither should the engine light Pancakes are flatter Than they have any right [chorus] Back to the bacon again What even is gluten How tall is the tallest man? Bad guy. Vladdy Putin. How does one pronounce “Worcestershire”? I’ve hear of the play “Streetcar named desire” What’s another play? Never mind I don’t want to know. Something, something dragon. Blonde girl. John Snow. [outro] Good bye everybody. Ta ta for now. Meds are kicking in. I want to lie down.
