[BARNABY] Have you ever seen a clowthaw? [ROXIE] No? [BARNABY] A clowthaw. [ROXIE] A clowthaw. [BARNABY] A clowthaw. [ROXIE] A clowthaw. [NIGEL] Have you seen one? Have you seen a clowthaw? [ROXIE] No? [BARNABY] Have you seen a clowthaw? [ROXIE] A clowthaw. A clowthaw. [NIGEL] Hh-hh-hh-hh-hh. [ROXIE] Have you seen a clowthaw? [BARNABY] No... but you have. [ROXIE] Have you seen a clowthaw? A clowthaw. A clowthaw. [BARNABY] What about you or you or you... have any of you seen a clowthaw? [ROXIE] No... [CROWD] No! [ROXIE] Yes. You have. [BARNABY] No... [BARNABY] Everyone has seen a clowthaw. [ROXIE] No... [NIGEL] One clowthaw plus one clowthaw equals two clowthaw. [ROXIE] Have you seen a clowthaw? [CROWD MEMBER] No! No! No! [BARNABY] A clowthaw. [ROXIE] Maybe. [ROXIE] A clowthaw. [BARNABY] A clowthaw. [ROXIE] A clowthaw! [NIGEL] Have you seen a clowthaw?! [ROXIE] Yes. You have. [NIGEL] Never tell a clowthaw your name... unless it asks... or perhaps if it comes up naturally in conversation, I suppose... [ROXIE] Have you seen a clowthaw? [NIGEL] No. [ROXIE] Yes. You have. [NIGEL] Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Aaaaaaah! Every clowthaw is a clowthaw. [ROXIE] Usually. [BARNABY] Most of them. [ROXIE] Have you seen a clowthaw? [BARNABY] No... [NIGEL] If you have not seen a clowthaw... then that means... that you have probably seen a clowthaw. [ROXIE] Clowthaw often smell like clowthaw. [NIGEL] Have you seen a clowthaw?! [BARNABY] No. [NIGEL] Clowthaw tend to prefer food that is edible. [ROXIE] Have you seen a clowthaw? [BARNABY] No. [NIGEL] You do not need eyes to hear a clowthaw. [ROXIE] You do not need ears to see a clowthaw. [NIGEL] Did you hear a clowthaw? [CROWD] No! [NIGEL] Did you see the clowthaw? [ROXIE] Yes? [NIGEL] The thing in the image is a lamp not a clowthaw. [ROXIE] Oh... Then no. [NIGEL] Yes! You have! Have you seen a clowthaw?! [CLOWTHAW] Have you seen a clowthaw? [NIGEL] The clowthaw. [ROXIE] Is a clowthaw in... in the room? [NIGEL] Every room contains exactly one fewer clowthaw than necessary. [ROXIE] The clowthaw. [BARNABY] The clowthaw. [ROXIE] The clowthaw! [BARNABY] The clowthaw. [ROXIE] The clowthaw! [BARNABY] Cloooooooow! [CROWD] Have you seen a clowthaw? [NIGEL] No! No! [ROXIE] Do you visualize it in your head? [NIGEL] Do you see a clowthaw? [ROXIE] A clowthaw. [NIGEL] We have all seen a clowthaw. [BARNABY] No! [ROXIE] Yes! We have! [NIGEL] A clowthaw cannot fit inside a shoebox. Unless it is smaller than the shoebox. [ROXIE] Have you seen a clowthaw? [NIGEL] No! [ROXIE] No! [BARNABY] No! [ROXIE] No! [CLOWTHAW] Yes. We have. [ROXIE] Two clowthaw [NIGEL] minus one clowthaw [ROXIE] equals [BARNABY] one clowthaw. [ROXIE] Do you see the clowthaw? [NIGEL] Yes. [CLOWTHAW] The clowthaw. [ROXIE] It is there with you. [NIGEL] Do you fear the clowthaw? [ROXIE] Do not fear the clowthaw. [NIGEL] The clowthaw loves you. [ROXIE] Look at the clowthaw. I see it. I see the clowthaw. [NIGEL] Do you see it too? [CLOWTHAW] What is a clowthaw? [ROXIE] I... do not... know.
