Meow? Wait… zoom! Derp! Derp Kitty racing through the cemetery grass, Spotted cheetah baby, never gonna last! Legs too long, brain on snooze, Tripping over tombstones, got nothing to lose. One paw forward, three paws tangled tight, Face-plant special every single night! Zoomies activated, zero brain cells found, Chasing ghosts and shadows all around! Derp Kitty, Derp Kitty, zoom zoom zoom! Cheetah speed but zero zoomer IQ, boom! Derp Kitty, Derp Kitty, face-plant queen, Fastest derp in Belleview you’ve ever seen! Meow-derp! Zoom-derp! Wheee! Tries to pounce on Benny, ends up in a bush, Tail in the air like “oops, whoopsie-dooosh!” Horace laughs from the fountain, Trunk just shakes his head, Chloe’s yelling “Slow down!” but I’m already dead… set… GO! Derp Kitty, Derp Kitty, zoom zoom zoom! Cheetah speed but zero zoomer IQ, boom! Derp Kitty, Derp Kitty, face-plant queen, Fastest derp in Belleview you’ve ever seen! Meow-derp! Zoom-derp! Wheee! Derp… Kitty… (soft meow + cartoon crash) Best worst cheetah… in the whole cemetery!
