Rock This Broken Toaster

[Verse 1] Stuck a simple sandwich in this piece of junk (Shoo-bee-doo-wah) Set the dial to one, now it smells like a skunk (Bop-bop!) Turned my white bread into pure black charcoal (Sha-la-la) This cheap-ass toaster has a demon for a soul (Doo-wop!) Smoke alarm is screaming like a ghost in a tie (Ooh-la-la) Handing out fake warnings while the sparks fly high (Bop-bop!) Chief Chaos Officer of breakfast time, This broken piece of metal is a kitchen crime! (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) [Chorus] We’re gonna rock this kitchen till the porch falls down! (Ba-ba-ba!) Till the mailman quits and the cat skips town! (Woo-bop!) If the cops roll up, they can sing along, Rock this broken toaster like we’re doing something wrong! (Yeah-yeah!) (Sha-la-la-la-la) Rock this broken toaster like we’re doing something wrong! [Verse 2] Scraping off the soot, giving pep talks to the floor (Bop-bop!) My therapist iguana says Don't fight it anymore (Ooh-la-la) Priest in glitter sneakers doing squats in the smoke (Doo-wop!) Shouting Bless this burnt mess! like it's all a joke (Bop-bop!) The bread popped out like a fiery brick (Woo-bop!) This stupid little toaster pulled a cheap magic trick! [Chorus] We’re gonna rock this kitchen till the roof taps out! (Ba-ba-ba!) Till the cat learns how to curse and shout! (Woo-bop!) If the ghosts complain, turn their volume up, Rock this broken toaster till we smash the cup! (Oh-oh!) (Sha-la-la-la-la) Rock this broken toaster till we smash the cup! [Verse 3] Stapled all my bad ideas to a giant rubber duck (Shoo-wop!) Threw the glowing toaster out the window—good luck! (Bop-bop!) It moonwalked through the puddle with a giant blue spark (Sha-la-la) Saying This is yesterday's news as it died in the dark (Hey! Hey! Hey!) [Chorus] We’re gonna rock this house till the sun clocks out! (Ba-ba-ba!) Till the neighbors file a strongly worded doubt! (Woo-bop!) If the world explodes, we’ll just clap on two and four, Rock this broken toaster then we’ll rock a little more! (Yeah-yeah!) (Sha-la-la-la-la) Rock this broken toaster then we’ll rock a little more! [Outro] (Bop-bop, shoo-bee-doo-wah) Yeah, we’ll rock a little more! (Sha-la-la-la, woo-bop!) Throw the piece of garbage till the floorboards give! (Shoo-wop, doo-wah) Yeah-yeah, that's the way to live!