Password Must Contain One Emotional Breakdown

[Intro - twitchy glitch synth, bouncy bass, punchy drums and playful guitar hook, no vocals] [Verse 1 - fast bratty female rap, rhythmic and increasingly irritated] NEW ACCOUNT, EASY SHIT, EMAIL IN AND PICK A NAME NOW CREATE A PASSWORD, FINE, I'VE PLAYED THIS LITTLE GAME MINIMUM TWELVE CHARACTERS Fine. ONE UPPERCASE LETTER Fine. ONE LOWERCASE, ONE NUMBER YES, I KNOW, WE'RE DOING FINE ONE SPECIAL CHARACTER FUCKING FINE ADD A SYMBOL, MAKE IT STRONG TYPE IT TWICE, THEY BOTH MATCH [cute melodic vocal] Something went wrong! [shout-rap] WHAT? PASSWORD CANNOT CONTAIN A WORD FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH, SECURITY LET'S MAKE THIS BITCH EXTRAORDINARY [Pre-Chorus - catchy female clean vocals, rising glitch layers] Uppercase Lowercase Number Symbol Something strange Build it up Lock it down Then they change the rules again [Chorus - sweet catchy female vocals, bouncy rather than overly cheerful] Password must contain One emotional breakdown Fourteen characters minimum And the name of your hometown Add a number, add a symbol Add some trauma at the end Password successfully created! Now remember it again [Verse 2 - rapid playful female shout-rap, glitchy stop-start rhythm] CAN'T USE NAME, CAN'T USE BIRTHDAY, CAN'T USE ANY COMMON PHRASE CAN'T REPEAT THREE CHARACTERS, CAN'T USE SHIT FROM OLDER DAYS PASSWORD EXPIRED? I MADE THIS FUCKING THING IN FUCKING MAY WHY'S MY PASSWORD GOT A SHELF LIFE? DOES IT FUCKING ROT AWAY? FINE, RESET, LET'S DO IT, NEW ONE, STRONGER THAN BEFORE RANDOM LETTERS, RANDOM NUMBERS, SYMBOLS LIKE I'M CASTING FUCKING LORE COPY THAT INTO MY MANAGER, SAVE IT, BEAUTIFUL, WE'RE THROUGH— [cute clean vocal] Your new password cannot match your previous password. [brief instrumental hit] [shout-rap] WHICH ONE? THERE ARE FORTY-TWO! [Chorus - layered female vocals with heavier bouncing guitars] Password must contain One emotional breakdown One forgotten childhood memory And a digit upside down Add a number, add a symbol Sacrifice another friend Password strength: incredibly strong! My patience: approaching end [Glitch Break - chopped synths, syncopated guitar stabs, crisp trap percussion] [Verse 3 - fast sarcastic female rap, increasingly absurd] PASSWORD MUST NOT INCLUDE YOUR NAME, YOUR PET, YOUR STREET, YOUR FAVORITE FOOD MUST INCLUDE A SPECIAL SYMBOL, BUT NOT THAT ONE, THAT ONE'S NOT APPROVED MUST CONTAIN THE SEVENTH LETTER OF A LANGUAGE YOU DON'T FUCKING SPEAK ONE ANCIENT RUNE, TWO PRIME NUMBERS, PHASE OF MOON AND DAY OF WEEK PROVE YOU'RE HUMAN CHECK THE BOX VERIFY EMAIL CHECK YOUR PHONE ENTER CODE CODE EXPIRED SEND ANOTHER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I SUPPORT SECURITY, I REALLY DO, I'D RATHER KEEP MY DATA MINE BUT WHY'S CREATING ONE NEW LOGIN FEEL LIKE DEFUSING A FUCKING LANDMINE? [Breakdown - bouncy cyber groove, rhythmic female shouts] MAKE IT LONGER MAKE IT STRONGER DON'T REUSE IT DON'T FORGET IT DON'T WRITE IT DOWN DON'T LOSE IT DON'T— [cute melodic vocal] Would you like us to remember your password? [shout] YES! THAT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB! [Bridge - smooth sweet female vocals over floating cyber synths] Keep it secret Keep it safe Different key for every place Lock the doors Protect the files Try to do it all with style I know why the rules are there I know passwords matter too I just wish protecting myself Didn't need a fucking interview [Final Verse - rapid-fire female shout-rap, energetic rather than brutal] FINALLY DONE, PASSWORD SAVED, LOG ME IN AND LET ME GO TYPE THE EMAIL, PASTE THE PASSWORD, HIT THE BUTTON— Incorrect password. NO NO FUCKING WAY I COPIED THAT DIRECTLY FROM THE THING CHECK THE CAPS, CHECK THE EMAIL, CHECK THE SYMBOL, TRY AGAIN Incorrect password. FUCK IT RESET PASSWORD SEND THE LINK VERIFY MY MAIL CREATE NEW PASSWORD FINE I'VE ALREADY FUCKING FAILED PASTE THE ONE I JUST USED LET'S SEE WHAT STUPID RULE WE HIT— [cute melodic vocal] New password cannot be the same as your current password. [brief stop] [full-force female shout] THEN I HAD IT RIGHT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT [Final Chorus - huge catchy female vocals, energetic guitars and glitch layers] Password must contain One emotional breakdown Uppercase and lowercase While my sanity counts down Add a number, add a symbol Lock it up and don't pretend Password successfully created! I will never type it again! Password must contain One emotional breakdown Keep my stupid data safe While I scream into the cloud Different password, every login Store them somewhere safe and then— [cute melodic vocal] Password expires in thirty days! [shout] OH FUCK OFF! [Outro - playful glitch hook, bouncy guitar and drums, no vocals]