[Guitar riff] [Verse 1] you said you'd handle it you said it was covered I heard you say it from the other room [Guitar riff] I'm not saying a word (guitar answers) the empty box ...is still in the fridge [Pre-Chorus] honey, I have been the one who makes the call at midnight who holds the whole thing together with one hand free and I am setting that hand down very ...gently [Guitar riff] [Chorus] not my problem I said what I said not my problem you ate the cheese, somebody's fed not my problem do what you do I will be in my room (back: she'll be in her room) ...do not shout [Guitar riff] [Verse 2] I'm not unreasonable I'm just tired in a very specific way that takes years to build I have smiled through so many empty boxes on behalf of everyone in this house [Guitar riff] [Pre-Chorus] honey, I have been the one who tracks the list, who checks the door who knows exactly what we're out of before you open it and I am putting that list down right here ...on the counter [Guitar riff] [Gospel Choir] [Chorus] not my problem I said what I said not my problem you ate the cheese, somebody's fed not my problem do what you do I will be in my room (back: she'll be in her room) ...do not shout [Bridge] [Spoken Word] (Spoken: the box was empty when I got here. the wrapper was on the counter. not in the trash — on the counter. there is a trash can. it has a lid. I bought the trash can. I also bought the cheese.) I'm not assigning blame (whispered) I just want you to know that I know [Guitar riff] [Final Chorus] not my problem I said what I said not my problem the box is empty, somebody's fed not my problem and I mean it today [Guitar hit] ...not. my. problem. [Outro] [Single guitar note]
