I come back from work, ready to say "thank you." Someone left a nice comment under a song or two. I typed a little message. I clicked the button. Nothing happened. Well, that's something. So I checked my account. Everything looked fine. No warnings. No strikes. No angry red signs. I refreshed the page. I logged out and in. The bug looked back at me with a stupid grin. The status is normal. Everything's okay. The website keeps insisting there's no problem today. NO RESTRICTIONS FOUND. No issues detected. No violations found. Everything's connected. NO RESTRICTIONS FOUND. The system says I'm free. Then why can't I comment on my own damn melody? A brand new feature. A brand new release. Albums for everybody. At least in theory. Meanwhile the comments have quietly died. Maybe they're on vacation. Maybe they just hide. I can post. I can like. I can follow. I can share. I can upload another song. I can almost breathe the air. But if I try to write one little word, the platform suddenly decides I should not be heard. Let me tell you how it happened ! Five o'clock PM. I comment on a song. Success. Ten minutes later. I comment on another song. Success. Twenty minutes past five. Reality collapses. Thirty-two minutes past five. "You are not authorized to comment this song." This song. My song. I wrote the song. I uploaded the song. I published the song. Apparently, I am a security risk to myself. The status is normal. Everything's okay. The website keeps insisting there's no problem today. NO RESTRICTIONS FOUND. No issues detected. No violations found. Everything's connected. NO RESTRICTIONS FOUND. The system says I'm free. But every comment disappears into digital mystery. NO RESTRICTIONS FOUND. No issues detected. No violations found. You are not authorized to comment this song. Which is impressive, considering it's my song. (NO RESTRICTIONS FOUND!) (NO ISSUES DETECTED!) No restrictions found. No issues detected. No violations found. No explanation provided. Thank you for your patience. Please try again later. No restrictions found. Apparently.
