[Verse] In the land of maple trees We make the rules with such ease We're the ones who know what's true 'Cause we're Liberal through and through [Verse 2] Wear our suits and fancy ties Words so sweet they'll mesmerize Scandals here and scandals there But we’re the best Beyond compare [Chorus] I'm Liberal and I'm better than you Stand in line and follow the crew Rules don't bend for just a few 'Cause we're better Better than you [Verse 3] Promises like candy treats Give 'em out to those we meet Wave our hands and smile so wide We got nothing Nothing to hide [Chorus] I'm Liberal and I'm better than you Stand in line and follow the crew Rules don't bend for just a few 'Cause we're better Better than you [Bridge] When the whispers cloud the air We just grin without a care Loyal followers Don't you fear Cause we're steering the ship clear
