Smartest Person Alive

Smartest Person Alive Verse 1 I’m a genius, a prodigy, a master of the mind, Einstein’s in the rearview, I left him far behind. Every thought’s a weapon, every plan’s divine, But don’t ask me to spell, I can’t get “definitely” right. I can’t drive straight, can’t draw a line, Build a shelf? Forget it, it’ll fall in no time. Small talk kills me, I’d rather dissect space-time, And “being normal”? That word just isn’t mine. Chorus I’m the smartest person alive, but I can’t run a mile, Grammar trips me up while I’m dropping heavy style. I’ll overthink forever, but can’t buy the right gift, No patience, no balance, I go extreme or I drift. Still the smartest person alive, yeah, I cracked the code of fate, But I’ll forget your name while I’m standing at the gate. Fashion? Trash. Teeth? I skip sometimes. I’m the genius of the world… with the dumbest daily life. Verse 2 I can’t fake empathy for the “wants” of the crowd, Don’t party, don’t blend in — I stand out too loud. Handshakes are awkward, skateboards are death, Video games beat me, I rage quit the rest. I lose things daily, can’t explain worth a damn, Fixations control me more than I control them. Communicating’s broken, I suck at the “why,” And brushing my teeth? Yeah… I’ll forget, I won’t lie. Bridge Patience? Gone. Gray area? Nope. Over-explaining? Always — it’s the way that I cope. I’ll never be subtle, never keep things inside, But I’ll still convince you I’m the sharpest alive. Final Chorus / Outro Smartest person alive, just don’t ask me to drive, Or spell, or run, or find peace in the gray side. I’ll rule the universe but lose my phone in my hand, The dumbest smart soul you’ll ever understand.