[Verse 1] *"I saw you in the moonlit gloom, Your magic filled the shadowed room. I knew I should run, but I stayed instead, Drawn to the glow of your skull-covered head. Your phylactery gleams, your power untold, Your touch might be icy, but your stare is cold. Why am I smitten? What spell is this crime? Oh, litch me, baby, just one more time!"* [Pre-Chorus] "I know you’re bad news, I should probably flee, But there’s something so deadly enchanting to me. Your kingdom of bones, your army of dead— Yet here I am dreaming of romance instead!" [Chorus] "Steal my heart, take all control, Wrap me in your dark patrol. This love’s a curse, I’ll toe the line— LITCH ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME!" [Verse 2] *"You’re a master of spells, a wizard supreme, You’ve got more magic than I’ve ever seen. But dinner with you? A meal in the crypt, With skeletons clinking their goblets of sipped. I know it’s insane, you’re long past your prime, But litch love’s eternal—it ignores the time. Raise me up like a zombie, I’ll join your parade, Even if love means I’ll rot and decay!"* [Pre-Chorus] "A bard and a litch, it could never work out, But love’s not about making sensible routes. So I’ll take my chances, I’ll risk it all, For a litch like you, I’ll answer the call!" [Chorus] "Steal my heart, take all control, Wrap me in your dark patrol. This love’s a curse, I’ll toe the line— LITCH ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME!" [Bridge] (Dramatic Gothic Interlude) "Your lair is a tomb, your servants are wraiths, But your charisma breaks through even undeath’s gates. I know I’m just mortal, my time here is brief, But loving a litch is my greatest belief!" [Final Chorus] "Steal my heart, take all control, Wrap me in your dark patrol. This love’s a curse, I’ll toe the line— LITCH ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME!" [Outro] "So here I stand, in your crypt of despair, A bard with a lute and a questionable flair. This can’t end well, but I’ll still toe the line, ... LITCH ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME!" [outro music with LITCH ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME! echoing and chanting]