Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Where I keep my cards Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Never go raw dog Penny sleeve Penny sleeve You don’t want no trouble Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Damn right I go double Back in the day My jokes were mad funny But that never paid And I needed mad money So I got a job at the toys are us Saw the Pokemon cards and got scandalous Ripped a bunch of packs Kept the ones that shined 25 years later one hell of a find Got on the bay to check the cost A PSA 10 would be a badass floss To the LCS to get them shits a grade Handed over my cards to get nuthin' but shade I asked the whole damn shop why they were starin' at me They all said at once Cuz there's no goddamn Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Where I keep my cards Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Never go raw dog Penny sleeve Penny sleeve You don’t want no trouble Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Damn right I go double So I sent 'em off quick To get them thangs slabbed Hoping for double digits When they send em back But when I got them hoes They were no elevens Since they had no sleeves They was fives to sevens Its not a request Or an add on service Wrap that shit up Don’t fuck up the surface You can buy em in bulk They don't cost a whole lot And if you rip in your whip Keep some in your glove box Didn’t force that shit in Just start with the tip And never get caught dead Without some at a rip A top loader is good Use a mag case for flexin' Can't get 'em pregnant But you still need protection Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Where I keep my cards Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Never go raw dog Penny sleeve Penny sleeve You don’t want no trouble Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Damn right I go double Why do I buy? I just don’t know I just slide 'em in sleeves And go buy more Keep 'em all wrapped up So they never degrade And if you ship without one you’ll be publicly shamed I don’t really care if my crypto tanks Cuz I know I got these bitchin cards in the bank You say I got a lot cards There’s gotta be a correction Cuz these ain’t cards These are fucking collections Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Where I keep my cards Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Never go raw dog Penny sleeve Penny sleeve You don’t want no trouble Penny sleeve Penny sleeve Damn right I go double
