[Intro] “Hi there, I’m Colonel Cohlen-osco-pea [Chorus 1] Welcome through the door of our new store Here we do the kinds of things you can’t ignore Don’t mind if things they seem to be all out of place Unconscious dreams that means you will not ever escape It sounds suspicious while your crawling on the floor But I’m here to promise you there is no other score All the things I take from you I take them cuz they’re sore Then put-um back in my vase again “Displayed Forever More!” [Verse 1] This here is My “New!” Cold “Cut!” Branded views philosophically I Will “Find You!” No love Withstand the new isosceles Oh you know you ain’t running away “Let’s Stay” And have another round of nausea today “Okay!” Now listen To These Instructions Before you do pass away If your stomach’s Bursting with destructions Plead you Do not try to pray Your body is trying to tell you something “An urgent call for your life” So pick up that phone don’t let it ring And call the Colonel Cohlen-osco-pea! Oh YeaAhhh “Ahhhahahahhh!” Ohh Whoa “Next!” [Chorus 2] Welcome through the door of our new store Here we do the kinds of things you can’t ignore Don’t mind if things they seem to be all out of place Unconscious dreams that means you will not ever escape It sounds suspicious while your crawling on the floor But I’m here to promise you there is no other score All the things I take from you I take them cuz they’re sore Then put-um back in my vase again “Displayed Forever More!” [Outro] “Next Patient Please!” [End Song]
