[Spoken, distinguished male voice: ] "Specialist Krebs, return to Science Lab 7. Your Talaxian furfly has come out of hibernation." [Verse 1] Woke up cranky In a cold bright cage Stasis fog Static rage Little heart thumps hard in the humming lab Talaxian furfly Bad hair Big plans [Spoken, distinguished male voice: ] "Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly is now consuming its own fur. It's disgusting. Please advise." Tastes my tail Like cotton candy Chews it bald Yeah That’s handy Patchy Itchy Hungry Wired Spot a cadet Get inspired (hey!) [Chorus] It’s the furfly blues at Starfleet Academy Tiny teeth Big chaos Zero gravity Wrong time Wrong place Wrong anatomy Got the furfly Furfly Furfly blues with me [Spoken, distinguished male voice: ] “Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly is attacking a lab technician. Report to Science Lab 7 immediately.” [Verse 2] Dive-bomb stripes On a screaming lad He swats He slips I bite My bad! I’m in love with Lab glass curves Beaker booty Shakes my nerves [Spoken, distinguished male voice: ] "Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly is attempting to mate with a beaker. Please intervene." I cling too tight To that hourglass queen Slide right off Leave a smear of green Spot the replicator Warm and bright “Computer One mate” Jump inside [Spoken, distinguished male voice: ] “Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly is now missing. It was last seen entering a science lab replicator.” [Chorus] It’s the furfly blues at Starfleet Academy Tiny teeth Big chaos Zero gravity Wrong time Wrong place Wrong anatomy Got the furfly Furfly Furfly blues with me [Spoken, distinguished male voice: ] "Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly has left the replicator and is now mating with itself. Does that seem okay to you?" [Bridge] Phase in Phase out (woah) Doors hiss I shout Mirror metal Shiny shelf Only one option left Try to date myself Spin in circles Buzzing tongue Kissing my shadow Coming undone Cadets take notes Like a tragedy I’m just writing My weird biology [Chorus] It’s the furfly blues at Starfleet Academy Tiny teeth Big chaos Warped morality Wrong time Wrong place Wrong anatomy Got the furfly Furfly Furfly blues with me (furfly, furfly, furfly blues with me)
