Christmas Dinner (At Mine)

(Oh-Oh-Oh) (Oh-Oh-No) [Verse] The turkey’s dry The gravy’s lumpy The journey to this meal’s been bumpy The sprouts are soggy The parsnip’s raw The roast potatoes so hard they could break your jaw [Prechorus] But feel free to tuck in You might wanna say a prayer before we begin [Chorus] Christmas dinner What a disaster A comedy without any laughter I must be crackers Oh, Why did I Ever suggest Christmas dinner at mine? (Oh-Oh-Oh) (Oh-Oh-No) [Verse 2] The pudding’s burnt The custard has curdled My kitchen looks like it’s just been burgled The tree just fell The lights are blinking I haven’t cleared the table What was I even thinking? [Prechorus] But feel free to tuck in Take out health insurance before we begin [Chorus] Christmas dinner What a disaster A comedy without any laughter I must be crackers Oh, Why did I Ever suggest Christmas dinner at mine? [Chorus] Christmas dinner What a disaster A gaping wound without a plaster I’m totally knackered Oh, Why did I Ever suggest Christmas dinner at mine? (Oh-Oh-Oh) (Oh-Oh-No) [Bridge] Oh turkey and trouble The mince pies are rubble The stuffing’s on fire The cranberry sauce a puddle So pass me a sherry And make it a double This Christmas dinner’s got me in a freaking muddle [Prechorus] But feel free to tuck in You might wanna say a prayer before we begin [Chorus] Christmas dinner What a disaster A comedy without any laughter I must be crackers Oh, Why did I Ever suggest Christmas dinner at mine? [Chorus] Christmas dinner What a disaster A gaping wound without a plaster I’m totally knackered Oh, Why did I Ever suggest Christmas dinner at mine? [Chorus] Christmas dinner What a disaster A comedy without any laughter I must be crackers Oh, but next time It definitely won’t be Christmas dinner at mine? (Oh-Oh-Oh) (Oh-Oh-No) (Oh-Oh-Oh) (Oh-Oh-No)