The Final Roast☕#CoffeeSong 🏆#3

🎺👽🎙️ ☕ TᕼE ᖴIᑎᗩᒪ ᖇOᗩᔕT ☕ 🌎 🛸💤💤💤 I've been on this ship for a very long time. I can't even sleep, gotta fly a strait line. Who signed me up for this? It's been a life time. So damn tired... but gotta stick to deadlines. You see, where I'm from we have a itty bitty problem. Nobody wanna work, and laziness is common. Our leaders had enough, demanded that we solve it. Coffee was the answer but aint nobody got it.. so... We barely built this ship. To be honest, it's a piece of shit. It's hella small, I hardly fit. But blast me up is what they did! Earth has the best coffee, or so were told. Brewed to perfection; Dark and Bold. We're craving instant energy; a synapses jolt. And we will end you all to reach that Final Roast. ohh... beep boop bop, yeahhhh... beepity bat, we're coming for That... Liquid... Go-oh-old... Crack! I'm gettin' super close, I can smell the beans.. And just by sensing it, brings me inner peace. That's when I flip the switch, enter intergalactic stream. Slip into the milky way, the best creamy galaxy. But OH no! I hit a rock, it tore a whole thru the hull. Now I'm tumblin' in space, pressure gettin' to my skull. Right before I fainted, aimed at earth with my nose. Turned on the jet streams and the rest I do not know! so... I wake up fully wet. Da fuck happened? I musta wrecked. I think I shitted, let me check... uhhh... yep! I most certainly did! Earth has the best coffee, or so were told. Brewed to perfection; Dark and Bold. We're craving instant energy; a synapses jolt. And we will end you all to reach that Final Roast. ohh... beep boop bop, yeahhhh... beepity bat, we're coming for That... Liquid... Go-oh-old... Crack! I finally found some land and now its time for me to quickly find a Star Bucks, theres no time for sleep. Oh yeah yeah there it is! The sign is so green. But damn, to my surprise, the line was hella deep. You see, where I'm from, everything is free. So when they asked for payment, I didn't have a penny. So I backed up real slow and made me a few clones. Aimed with our ray guns and said, "Look honey," "Best add that foam!" so... We barely made it out. Coffee in hands; sirens screamin' loud. We frantically ran. I'm high off caffeine and won't make it home. My mission a failure, But let it be known.. Earth has the best coffee, And now I know. Brewed to perfection; Dark and Bold. Ohh the instant energy, a synapses jolt. And I will end you all, to reach that Final Roast. ohh... beep boop bop, yeahhhh... beepity bat, we're coming for That... Liquid... Go-oh-old... Crack! -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoyed! Music is Life, Live Free. © 2 0 2 5 The Weeping Reaper All rights reserved