[spoken intro] I kinda feel sorry for you… All these people… All these colors.. What’s your favorite one? Oh I know… Copper! [hook] Oh no…. Why are you red?….. And what’s that thing comin outta your head? A chain.. A plane… A guitar… Or a Minotaur? Did you do this? Who tied you to the bed? It wasn’t me. I’m here to save you……. Hahahahhahaa…. Hehehehehhehehe…. Heheheeehhe… [verse one] I have a friend, He’s really cool. I think he even finished high school. There’s stuff hanging from his walls. What’s that!!!!!!! Are those…. Ba…… Nah- they can’t be. He got em back in the divorce…. See. She was pissed he got em back. Sorry ma’am… No more controlling him! He’s MY FRIEND! Maybe gags… What’s in the bags.. Toys for a special night? Do fluffy hand cuffs really fit tight? Clouds taste maroon… I prefer mushrooms. Ants are really strong. Like the stench from this song. I’m not right in the head.. You heard what I said. Fear drives me… The chase consumes me… This rage within me… Can anyone help me? Oh well it’s written now…. Red’s his favorite color…. It fits you well. OH….. WOW!!!!! Hahahahahaahah…. [hook] Oh no…. Why are you red?….. And what’s that thing comin outta your head? A chain.. A plane… A guitar… Or a Minotaur? Did you do this? Who tied you to the bed? It wasn’t me. I’m here to save you……. Hahahahhahaa…. Hehehehehhehehe…. Heheheeehhe… RED!!!! From head to toe. So many shades…. Ya know…. [verse two] Girls…. Why do yall like teasin him? Is it cause he likes Green eggs and ham? I WILL NOT EAT THEM SAM I AM!!! He does really blush. Sometimes looks like a plush….. Doll that is Nice plush doll. But don’t get mistaken. He’s really not quakin… Just holding back his special powers- Teasing…. Flaunting… Writing…. He’s a really good writer. Even heard he likes spiders. Eight lil beedy eyes…. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Not for me. Y’all get pleasure watching him squirm. Like a tease… He has a heart, who’s gonna claim him? Who’s he gonna squeeze? Who’s he gonna climb like a tree? A sequoia …… I heard they’re really pretty. And tall. He’s a man’s man! Always strong on his mental stand! I applaud you good sir. NO- No likey….. He’s not your man… He’s not my man. He’s……. MYSTERY….. MAAAAANNN!!!!!! He’s my friend. No-No likey! [hook] Oh no…. Why are you red?….. And what’s that thing comin outta your head? A chain.. A plane… A guitar… Or a Minotaur? Did you do this? Who tied you to the bed? It wasn’t me. I’m here to save you……. Hahahahhahaa…. Hehehehehhehehe…. Heheheeehhe… RED!!!! From head to toe. So many shades…. Ya know…. See you soon……
