[Intro] Yeah, mon... Beautiful sunshine... Beautiful ocean... Beautiful women... [Record Scratch] Nah, fuck that. WHERE THE MEN AT?! [Instrumental Break] [Verse 1] Woke up this morning with a man in my bed Big hairy chest and a smile on his head He said, "Good morning," I said, "Good God!" That body oughta come with applause from the squad Made him some breakfast, he wanted a kiss I said, "Baby, there's a whole lot more than this" He grabbed my waist, I grabbed his behind Now we're running thirty minutes behind! [Pre-Chorus] I like 'em tall, I like 'em wide I like a little belly with some muscle on the side I like a beard, I like a grin I like a handsome man who knows when to lean in! [Chorus] MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! I LOVE MEN AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! BIG MEN! SMALL MEN! MUSCULAR MEN! KISS ME ONCE, I'LL KISS YOU AGAIN! REGGAY! (SO GAY!) I'M SO GAY I MAKE GAY MEN GAY! REGGAY! (ALL DAY!) GOT A KING-SIZE BED AND A KING ON THE WAY! [Post-Chorus] No, I don't want your sister! I wanna kiss your mister! No, I don't want your wife! I WANT A HUSBAND FOR LIFE! [Verse 2] Met a man down at the tiki bar Chest so big you could see it from Mars Wearing pink Speedos two sizes too small Had me walking straight into a wall He said, "You okay?" I said, "Not anymore!" Dropped my coconut drink on the floor He said, "My room's upstairs, got a beautiful view" I said, "That's funny, 'cause I'm looking at you!" [Pre-Chorus] Got two big hands and a heart full of love Got my eyes on the gentleman fitting those gloves He leaned in close, said, "What do you say?" I said, "CANCEL MY PLANS FOR THE DAY!" [Chorus] MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! I LOVE MEN AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! BEAR MEN! TWINK MEN! BUSINESSMEN! GOT ME FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN! REGGAY! (SO GAY!) I'M SO GAY I MAKE GAY MEN GAY! REGGAY! (ALL DAY!) EVEN MY SHADOW'S GOT A BOYFRIEND, HEY! [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Checked into a hotel at a quarter to ten Reception said, "One room for two gentlemen?" I said, "One room, one bed, don't need a spare" He said, "Sir, we really didn't need to go there" The walls were thin and the neighbors complained Said the headboard sounded like a runaway train I said, "Sorry, folks, we'll keep it discreet" Then the bass dropped hard and we lost the beat! Next morning breakfast, the waiter turned red Said, "Did you gentlemen get enough rest in bed?" My man said, "Not really," I said, "That's true" Then I winked at the waiter and ordered for two [Bridge] Singer: WHO LIKES MEN? Crowd: WE LIKE MEN! Singer: HOW MANY MEN? Crowd: ALL THE MEN! Singer: WHO LIKES CHESTS? Crowd: WE LIKE CHESTS! Singer: WHO LIKES BUTTS? Crowd: WE LIKE BUTTS! Singer: WHO WANTS A HUSBAND? Crowd: I WANT TWO! Singer: THAT'S A LOT OF HUSBANDS! Crowd: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, BOO! Singer: IS IT REGGAE? Crowd: NO, IT'S REGGAY! Singer: HOW GAY? Crowd: TOO DAMN GAY! [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] I'm so gay that my closet retired My rainbow flag got sexually inspired I'm so gay that the sailors at sea Started singing love songs about marrying me I'm so gay that the moon wears leather And the stars hold hands when they're shining together I'm so gay that a pride parade Looked at my bedroom and called for aid! Got a king on my left, got a king on my right Got a man who makes breakfast and a man who flies kites Got a hundred male admirers and a wedding to plan But there's only one ring for my favorite man! [Final Chorus] MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! I LOVE MEN AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! BIG MEN! SMALL MEN! MUSCULAR MEN! SOMEBODY FIND ME A HUSBAND AGAIN! REGGAY! (SO GAY!) I'M SO GAY I MAKE GAY MEN GAY! REGGAY! (ALL DAY!) MY SEXUALITY'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! BEARDS AND CHESTS AND HANDSOME MEN! REGGAY! (SO GAY!) I'M A ONE-MAN GAY PARADE! [Outro – Spoken] One love... Two dudes... One king-size bed... Hotel management would like to remind guests... That the headboards are NOT percussion instruments. [Massive Final Hit] REGGAAAAAAAAAY!
