🎵 "YOU MUST BE AN ONION" (Rap Banger Version) (Produced by VeggieBeats™) [Intro – whispered with menace] Yeah... Sniff sniff... That’s her, man. The onion. [Verse 1] You must be an onion — layers on layers, Lurkin’ in the pantry like emotional players. Pungent and pretty, you poison my plate, Peepin’ through the blinds like a veggie soulmate. You peel back pain with precision and poise, Pop up in my pasta, then ghost like noise. Psychotic produce, perfume of peril, She left with my heart — and a vintage Le Creuset barrel. [Hook – Chant Style] 🎶 You must be an onion — girl, you wildin’ my brain, Pullin’ all my pulses like a kitchen chain. Tears in my cereal, cryin’ at brunch, You crunch when you walk — and you ghost after lunch. Yeah, you must be an onion — Now my soul’s in a stew. 🎶 [Verse 2 – Fast Flow] Back in the kitchen, emotional chef, Got beef with a beet, but you hurt me the best. Bitter and bold, got a bite like sin, You slid in my soup and then sliced up my grin. You sautéed my sanity, simmered my soul, Left me in shambles with a salad bowl. You sweet-talked a radish, kissed my kale, Then fled in a Uber with my ginger ale. [Bridge – AutoTune Emotional Breakdown] 🎶 I was cryin’ in the Kroger, holdin’ bok choy… Voice crackin' like a TikTok boy… You ain't a snack — you're a sabotage snack… Now I keep tissues in my camelback… 🎶 [Hook – Bigger, Dumber, Louder] 🎶 You must be an onion — tearin' up my tracks, I bought eye goggles just to fight back. You dip in my dreams, deep-fry my feels, Got a Yelp review that just screams “SURREAL.” Yeah, you must be an onion — But I still let you sauté my heart. 🎶 [Outro – Whispered, Sinister] She left… But her smell remains. Under my nails. On my pillow. In my life. …In my lo mein.
