[Verse 1: Speed-rap male MC, hard pounding drums, menacing minor keyboard stabs, machine-gun speed-rap delivery] Twelve years at the end of every ad on the dial Nobody ever listened, I was talkin' all the while Terms and conditions in a second and a half See the store for details, now you laughin', go and laugh I was the mumble after mattresses and trucks and loans I was the rattle at the bottom of the jingle on your phones Offer not valid where the valid isn't offered Results may vary, and I vary every bar that I offer Now they handed me a mic and they handed me a stage And they think I'm gonna fold 'cause I been livin' in the page But the page is where they hide it, every hook and every clause And I memorized the bottom of the bottom of the laws [Hook: Speed-rap male MC, full beat, menacing speed-rap hook] I'm the fine print at the bottom of the deal Every word you never read is the part that's real Subject to change, void where prohibited Read it back to me slow if you think you get it [Verse 2: Speed-rap male MC, heavy sub bass, crisp snare, machine-gun speed-rap delivery] First row grinnin' like they caught a little joke By the second bar they're leanin' and the grin is goin' broke By the fourth bar, nobody in the building takin' notes 'Cause I'm sprintin' through the clauses like a lawyer in a boat Not responsible for losses, not responsible for gains Not responsible for anything that happens to your brains Prices higher out in Hawaii and Alaska and the moon Some assembly is required and the batteries come soon Every promise has an asterisk, and I'm the little star I'm the reason that the warranty don't cover where you are You can rewind if you like, you can slow me to a crawl You'll still be a sentence late and you'll still be signin' all [Hook: Speed-rap male MC, full beat, menacing speed-rap hook] I'm the fine print at the bottom of the deal Every word you never read is the part that's real Subject to change, void where prohibited Read it back to me slow if you think you get it [Verse 3: Speed-rap male MC, shrinking type, his voice thinner and smaller every bar, then back full on the last word] By attendin' this event you consent to what was said Every syllable I spat is now a rule inside your head No refunds, no exchanges, no returns, and no appeal Only one way out of this, and it's the exit that you feel You stayed in the room, so you signed it with your seat I just read you the contract at a hundred fifty beats [Final Hook: Speed-rap male MC, full beat, menacing speed-rap hook] I'm the fine print at the bottom of the deal Every word you never read is the part that's real Subject to change, void where prohibited Read it back to me slow if you think you get it [End]
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