[Verse 1] Last Halloween we lost our minds, Cheap vampire teeth and dollar-store knives, You wore devil horns, I wore black, We hit three parties and never looked back. Someone stole a pumpkin off somebody’s stairs, There was fake blood basically everywhere, We screamed so loud at the haunted house, Then laughed when the chainsaw guy chased us out. [Pre-Chorus] October thirty-first, We always make it worse, Turn the porch lights on— Tonight we’re getting cursed. [Chorus] Last Halloween, We were kings of the cemetery, Running through the streets like monsters set free, Sugar rush, bad luck, no sleep. Last Halloween, Everybody looked ridiculous with me, We danced with ghosts till quarter past three, And woke up covered in candy. Oh-oh-oh, Raise the dead, make a scene, Let’s do it all again Like last Halloween. [Verse 2] There was Dracula drinking fruit punch, Frankenstein losing his keys at lunch, A werewolf dancing with a skeleton, And somebody dressed like a traffic cone. We bobbed for apples, cheated twice, Ate enough candy to ruin our lives, You yelled, “That house gives full-size bars!” So naturally we sprinted through three backyards. [Pre-Chorus] October thirty-first, The best night and the worst, If somebody says “be normal,” We’re doing the reverse. [Chorus] Last Halloween, We were kings of the cemetery, Running through the streets like monsters set free, Sugar rush, bad luck, no sleep. Last Halloween, Everybody looked ridiculous with me, We danced with ghosts till quarter past three, And woke up covered in candy. Oh-oh-oh, Raise the dead, make a scene, Let’s do it all again Like last Halloween. [Bridge] One, two—zombies coming for you, Three, four—kick open the door, Five, six—grab another Twix, Seven, eight—we’re staying out late! Nine, ten—here we go again, Black cats, bad luck, bring your friends, Turn the music up until the neighbors scream— Happy freaking Halloween! [Final Chorus] Last Halloween, We were legends of the neighborhood scene, Pumpkin heads and ripped-up jeans, Living out our horror movie dreams. Last Halloween, We were loud, dumb, wild and free, If being normal’s what October means— Then normal isn’t happening to me. Oh-oh-oh, Raise the dead, make a scene, This year’s gonna be even worse Than last Halloween! [Outro] Candy? Gone. Voice? Gone. Dignity? Haven’t seen it. Same time next year? Obviously.
