Oh, honey, stop crying! You're ruining the mascara! And I paid good money for that face. Sort of. [Verse 1: Bouncy Swing Rhythm] Welcome to the studio, you cum-stained little stray You look like twenty dollars on a bad recession day! I see you’re shaking, trembling, clutching at your chest Relax, my dear, put that anxiety to the test! You weren't a saint on Earth, you were a slut for cheap cocaine So don't pretend you have a single moral to maintain! Open wide, say "Ah," let the demon in We’re gonna paint the walls with your original sin! You think you’re special? You’re just meat on a bone! I’ll rent you out by the hour, zone by zone! So lube it up, buttercup, and put on the show How low can a loser like you really go? [Chorus: Huge Big Band Explosion] [Fast Tempo, Trumpets Blaring] It’s all **GLITTER AND GAG REFLEX**, baby, tonight! If you can’t breathe, then you’re doing it right! Sell your body, sell your soul, sell the hole inside! There’s no dignity left, nowhere to hide! Just a pretty little puppet with a hand up its ass, Smiling for the camera, showing zero class! [Verse 2: Fast Patter Section] [Rhythm speeds up significantly - like a rap] Snort-it-smoke-it-lick-it-suck-it, put it in the bucket! If it’s breathing, if it’s paying, darling, you can f*ck it! I got clients waiting with the cash and the disease Get down on the carpet and scuff up your knees! You’re a junkie, you’re a flunky, you’re a waste of good air But with a little bit of lipstick, I almost don’t care! Pop the pill, pay the bill, swallow all the pride Enjoy the violation on this rollercoaster ride! Look at me... You love it, don't you? You love being absolute trash. [Sound effect: Whip Crack] **SCREAM FOR DADDY!** [Chorus: Final Grand Finale] [Maximum Volume, Chaotic Brass] It’s all **GLITTER AND GAG REFLEX**, baby, tonight! (Ad-lib: Swallow it down!) If you can’t breathe, then you’re doing it right! Sell your body, sell your soul, sell the hole inside! There’s no dignity left, nowhere to hide! Just a pretty little puppet with a hand up its ass, Smiling for the camera... [Long high note hold] SHOWING ZEEE-ROOO CLAAAAASS! [spoken with contempt] Clean yourself up. You're sticky. [Orchestral Hit] [abrupt stop]