[singer A] Girl 1 (sweet): Hey, hey homie. Girl 2 (offended): I'm not your homie. Girl 2 (sweet): Hey, hey homie. Girl 1 (offended): I'm not YOUR homie. Together (overlapping): HEY! HEY HOMIE!... huh, what? Together (confused harmony, big held note): I'm not your homieeeeee!!! (double gasp) (distorted laughter) WHOOP WHOOP! [transition] [singer B] 🎪 Every day There’s something to be sad about Sniffle sniffle (WHOOP!) Cry cry (WHOOP!) 🎠 Every day There’s always something wrong somehow WHOOP WHOOP MELTDOWN “WHAT NOW?” “HE FOLDED TOWELS WRONG!” “WHAT NOW?” “NOBODY LIKED MY SONG!” “WHAT NOW?” “I HAD TO DO THE DISHES!” “WHAT NOW?” “UNFOLLOWED BY THE BITCHES!” [melodic transition] [singer A] YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?! (I'm talkin' 'bout YOU!) WHO STARTED IT?! (I finished it FIRST!) CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! (that don't make sense!) wait, whose verse is this? — MINE. — huh? WHOOP WHOOP! [transition] [singer B] 🚨 VALIDATE ME 🚨 ELEVATE ME 🚨 COMMENT UNDERNEATH 🚨 AND PARTICIPATE PLEASE 🎪 Every day There’s something to be sad about WHOOP WHOOP CRY CRY 🎠 Every day There’s always something wrong somehow WHOOP WHOOP BREAKDOWN [transition] [singer A] Girl 1 (sweet): ...hey, hey homie. Girl 2 (instant): I'm not your homie. (giggle — calliope sting)
