[Verse] Red suit Santa Takin' the day off Maybe it's a week off Maybe it's a year off Yeah I've been sleepin' all day Ay Yeah Don't care what the elves say Sleigh parked in the driveway Gifts stacked in the hallway I'll deliver 'em all next Christmas The rest of the year I'll go missin' [Pre-Chorus] My list's nothin' but names (And my sleigh's filled with candy canes) My list's nothin' but names (And my sleigh's filled with candy canes) [Chorus] Santa's got three hundred sixty-four days off Livin' off sugar cookies Eatin' a lot I'm way off the rails and I got no plans to get back on Three hundred sixty-four days off Santa's got three hundred sixty-four days off It's just me and my reindeer Losin' the plot And I feel sorry for the kids But they're not the boss Santa's got three hundred sixty-four days off Ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho [Verse 2] Yeah I hit the gym in May Shed the weight that I gained I mean That's what I say But Uh Christmas time comes and it's Uh Back to cookies And I say "I'm gonna stop soon I swear" But I say that every year Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho [Chorus] Santa's got three hundred sixty-four days off Livin' off sugar cookies Eatin' a lot I'm way off the rails and I got no plans to get back on Three hundred sixty-four days off Santa's got three hundred sixty-four days off It's just me and my reindeer Losin' the plot And I feel sorry for the kids But they're not the boss Santa's got three hundred sixty-four days off [Bridge] You don't understand what it's like Tryna deliver to eight billion lives This is not a job for just one guy And I need to rest or I might die And I need to rest or I might die And I need to rest or I might die And I need to rest or I might die [Chorus] Santa's got three hundred sixty-four
