Trouble in the VIP Halloween night 2026 ldp

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BETTY BOOP — TROUBLE IN THE VIP
DJ DR LOVE — 007 FM

[Intro — Betty, spoken]
Gin and juice.
Little ice.
I was having such a peaceful evening.
Then I looked in that corner.
Well, well, well...
Count Dracula.
And that is NOT who he came with.
Dr Love—turn this up!

[Hook — Betty and crowd]
Trouble in the VIP! Look! Look!
Betty at the bar like, "Well, who got took?"
Count in the corner with his cape pulled tight,
Raggedy Ann all over him tonight!
Dance floor wild! Bass on ten!
Joker yelling, "Harley, do that move again!"
007, let the whole club scream,
Everybody got a story this Halloween!

[Verse 1 — Betty]
Gin and juice resting by my little black bag,
Watching all the costumes walk past in a pack.
Then I saw a cuff link I remembered too well,
And a cape in the corner where the dark lights fell.
Count sitting skinny, grinning into his glass,
Ann leaned close with her hand on his lapel.
Red yarn swinging, little bow sitting high,
He was acting like the rest of the room went blind.
Last week he told me he was staying in alone,
Said the moon had him tired, couldn't answer that phone.
Now he wide awake in a velvet booth,
Looking very well rested for a man with that excuse.
Caught his eye once, lifted up my drink,
Watched him sit straight like he just learned to think.
Didn't throw a glass, didn't march across the floor,
Told the bartender, "Honey, I've seen this show before."

[Verse 2 — Dr Love]
Now Joker hit the floor in a purple clean suit,
Harley right behind him in her big lace-up boots.
He was waving both hands, couldn't stay on beat,
But he had a whole lot to announce to the street.
"Harley Quinn! Harley Quinn! Work me! Hurt me!"
She said, "You better dance, quit announcing my journey!"
Backed that thing up with a grin and a bounce,
Joker took two steps, nearly took himself out.
Caught him by the sleeve, spun him right back round,
Now the whole front row making way for the clown.
Harley said, "Easy! Let me show you the pace!"
Then she hit one move, put a shock on his face.
Dr Love on the mic: "Make a lane! Make a lane!"
Frankenstein moved a table like it weighed like a chain.
Two rows opened, everybody clapped twice,
Harley took the middle, made the whole room ignite!

[Dance Chant — Harley and Joker]
Back it up! Step! Let the big drum crack!
Joker, keep up! Don't be falling on your back!
Work that floor! Turn! Let the whole line see!
If you call my name, better bring that energy!
"Harley Quinn!" What?
"Harley Quinn!" Hey!
Now move those shoes!
Get out my way!

[Verse 3 — Betty, Count, Ann]
Count crossed the room with his collar pulled high,
Said, "Betty, darling..." I said, "Don't even try."
"You misunderstood." Told him, "Which little part?
The red yarn on your shoulder or your hand on her heart?"
Ann walked over, put her glass on the bar,
Said, "He told me you were finished." I said, "There we are."
Now we both looking at the same pale face,
Count checking every exit in the whole club space.
Ann said, "You know what? I'm not doing this tonight."
I said, "Pull a chair up. Let him get his story right."
He said, "Can we talk somewhere quiet?" We said, "No."
DJ cut the bass, heard a whole row go, "Oh!"
Then I waved at Dr Love: "Put the drums back in!
I didn't dress this nice just to argue with him."
Ann grabbed my hand, said, "You ready for a song?"
Left the Count by himself with his explanation on!

[Scratch Breakdown]
Bet-Bet-Betty!
Ann-Ann-Ann!
Count-count caught!
There-there he stands!
Har-Har-Harley!
Joke-Joke-Joker!
007!
Drop that lower!

[Bridge — Betty and Ann]
"No hard feelings?"
"Not toward you."
"He told you the midnight story?"
"And the lonely castle story."
"Oh, he's running the deluxe package."
"Want to dance?"
"Absolutely."

[Final Hook — full cast]
Trouble in the VIP! Look! Look!
Betty and Ann got the whole room shook!
Count in the corner with his cape pulled tight,
Now he's got an empty booth tonight!
Dance floor wild! Bass on ten!
Joker yelling, "Harley, do that move again!"
007, let the whole club scream,
Everybody got a story this Halloween!

Trouble in the VIP! Jump! Jump!
Gin and juice down, let the big bass thump!
Betty got the step, Ann got the spin,
Harley in the middle yelling, "Everybody in!"
Dance floor wild! One more round!
Joker lost his hat when the bass came down!
007, let the whole club scream,
We ain't wasting good outfits this Halloween!

[Outro — spoken cast]
COUNT: My car is outside.
BETTY: Congratulations.
ANN: Drive carefully.
HARLEY: Joker! Get your hat!
JOKER: I meant to do that!
DR LOVE: Pay your tabs, check your friends!
007 FM.
Run that beat back!

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BETTY BOOP — TROUBLE IN THE VIP DJ DR LOVE — 007 FM [Intro — Betty, spoken] Gin and juice. Little ice. I was having such a peaceful evening. Then I looked in that corner. Well, well, well... Count Dracula. And that is NOT who he came with. Dr Love—turn this up! [Hook — Betty and crowd] Trouble in the VIP! Look! Look! Betty at the bar like, "Well, who got took?" Count in the corner with his cape pulled tight, Raggedy Ann all over him tonight! Dance floor wild! Bass on ten! Joker yelling, "Harley, do that move again!" 007, let the whole club scream, Everybody got a story this Halloween! [Verse 1 — Betty] Gin and juice resting by my little black bag, Watching all the costumes walk past in a pack. Then I saw a cuff link I remembered too well, And a cape in the corner where the dark lights fell. Count sitting skinny, grinning into his glass, Ann leaned close with her hand on his lapel. Red yarn swinging, little bow sitting high, He was acting like the rest of the room went blind. Last week he told me he was staying in alone, Said the moon had him tired, couldn't answer that phone. Now he wide awake in a velvet booth, Looking very well rested for a man with that excuse. Caught his eye once, lifted up my drink, Watched him sit straight like he just learned to think. Didn't throw a glass, didn't march across the floor, Told the bartender, "Honey, I've seen this show before." [Hook — Betty and crowd] Trouble in the VIP! Look! Look! Betty at the bar like, "Well, who got took?" Count in the corner with his cape pulled tight, Raggedy Ann all over him tonight! Dance floor wild! Bass on ten! Joker yelling, "Harley, do that move again!" 007, let the whole club scream, Everybody got a story this Halloween! [Verse 2 — Dr Love] Now Joker hit the floor in a purple clean suit, Harley right behind him in her big lace-up boots. He was waving both hands, couldn't stay on beat, But he had a whole lot to announce to the street. "Harley Quinn! Harley Quinn! Work me! Hurt me!" She said, "You better dance, quit announcing my journey!" Backed that thing up with a grin and a bounce, Joker took two steps, nearly took himself out. Caught him by the sleeve, spun him right back round, Now the whole front row making way for the clown. Harley said, "Easy! Let me show you the pace!" Then she hit one move, put a shock on his face. Dr Love on the mic: "Make a lane! Make a lane!" Frankenstein moved a table like it weighed like a chain. Two rows opened, everybody clapped twice, Harley took the middle, made the whole room ignite! [Dance Chant — Harley and Joker] Back it up! Step! Let the big drum crack! Joker, keep up! Don't be falling on your back! Work that floor! Turn! Let the whole line see! If you call my name, better bring that energy! "Harley Quinn!" What? "Harley Quinn!" Hey! Now move those shoes! Get out my way! [Verse 3 — Betty, Count, Ann] Count crossed the room with his collar pulled high, Said, "Betty, darling..." I said, "Don't even try." "You misunderstood." Told him, "Which little part? The red yarn on your shoulder or your hand on her heart?" Ann walked over, put her glass on the bar, Said, "He told me you were finished." I said, "There we are." Now we both looking at the same pale face, Count checking every exit in the whole club space. Ann said, "You know what? I'm not doing this tonight." I said, "Pull a chair up. Let him get his story right." He said, "Can we talk somewhere quiet?" We said, "No." DJ cut the bass, heard a whole row go, "Oh!" Then I waved at Dr Love: "Put the drums back in! I didn't dress this nice just to argue with him." Ann grabbed my hand, said, "You ready for a song?" Left the Count by himself with his explanation on! [Scratch Breakdown] Bet-Bet-Betty! Ann-Ann-Ann! Count-count caught! There-there he stands! Har-Har-Harley! Joke-Joke-Joker! 007! Drop that lower! [Bridge — Betty and Ann] "No hard feelings?" "Not toward you." "He told you the midnight story?" "And the lonely castle story." "Oh, he's running the deluxe package." "Want to dance?" "Absolutely." [Final Hook — full cast] Trouble in the VIP! Look! Look! Betty and Ann got the whole room shook! Count in the corner with his cape pulled tight, Now he's got an empty booth tonight! Dance floor wild! Bass on ten! Joker yelling, "Harley, do that move again!" 007, let the whole club scream, Everybody got a story this Halloween! Trouble in the VIP! Jump! Jump! Gin and juice down, let the big bass thump! Betty got the step, Ann got the spin, Harley in the middle yelling, "Everybody in!" Dance floor wild! One more round! Joker lost his hat when the bass came down! 007, let the whole club scream, We ain't wasting good outfits this Halloween! [Outro — spoken cast] COUNT: My car is outside. BETTY: Congratulations. ANN: Drive carefully. HARLEY: Joker! Get your hat! JOKER: I meant to do that! DR LOVE: Pay your tabs, check your friends! 007 FM. Run that beat back!

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