(Intro) Did diddy, fiddle or diddle the kiddle, how many kids did diddy fiddle **Verse 1** Heard tale, what spin crazy, P Diddy in dreams of kids, oh so hazy. Thought dropped, room wide lit, Parents want ride of different bit. (Socket snacking!) **Chorus** Quiet room goes, tension tight, Humor edge on, ready flight. (Crickets chirping!) Right scene, laughter sweet, Sometimes it's beat of different feat. (Who invited you?) **Verse 2** Picture this, joint local scene, Prince Andrew taste curious keen. Ham pineapple, rare bold flair, Royal choice causing affair. (Pineapple blasphemy!) **Chorus** Quiet room goes, tension tight, Humor edge on, ready flight. (Judgment day!) Right scene, laughter sweet, Sometimes it's beat of different feat. (Epic fail!) **Bridge** Staff watching, tales to spin, Ordinary moments, begin where in. Topping debates, ignite quiet, Royal twist, sight what a! (Pizza heresy!) **Verse 3** Here twist, playful bright, Socket snacking, sight what a! Kids outlets, treat gourmet find, Shocking buffet, beat can't bind! (240 volts!) **Outro** Line drop, fly let high, Laughter echoes, sky reach by. (Social suicide!) Stage choose heart careful, Silence plays part, oh so artful. (Read the room!) I hope this version offers a unique and strange twist!
