I had a thought Then I had another Then the second thought Asked what the first one meant So I thought about that Which obviously helped It didn’t OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Should I send it? Probably Don’t Why not? Too soon Too late Too much Too little Just send it Don’t send it Have I already sent it? Check Check again Oh brilliant Now I’ve checked it I’ve made it weird OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Over! Thinking! Over! Thinking! OVER OVER OVER-THINKING I need to leave In five minutes I’ve got plenty of time I’ve got no time Where are my keys? They’re in my hand Excellent Now where’s my phone? It’s in my other hand Right We’re doing well What’s that noise? Probably nothing Unless it’s something It’ll be fine What if it isn’t? Why did I say that? Now I’ve made myself think about it OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Did I lock the door? Yes Did I actually lock the door? Yes I heard it click Probably Go back Don’t go back You definitely locked it Did I? OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Don’t think about it! I’m not! You’re thinking about it! I know! OVER OVER OVER-THINKING I thought I’d stop thinking About thinking About stopping thinking Which means I’m still thinking About thinking About stopping thinking This is getting ridiculous It’s already ridiculous Can we stop? Probably not Why? Don’t know Why don’t you know? Because I’m thinking ABOUT EVERYTHING Right I’m going to think About absolutely nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing— Did I remember to charge my phone? Oh, for God’s sake. OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Over! Over! Thinking! OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Every little thing Becomes a massive thing Every massive thing Started as a little thing Every little thing Gets another little thing Then another little thing And another little— STOP! No. Carry on. OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Over! Thinking! OVER OVER OVER-THINKING What if? What if? What if? What if? Never mind. What if? Never mind. What if? Never mind. OVER OVER OVER-THINKING OVER OVER OVER-THINKING Over!
