F Your Flowered Shirt

[crowd cheering] [Intro] [Live Band] [Gritty Vocals] [Slow Blues Guitar] We’re rollin’ through the streets of RVA Waitin’ for the wildest Uber ride, wait and see [Verse 1] [Deep Bass] [Gritty Vocals] There’s Pete, all normal and gray Then stumbles in drunk with sway Passes out, no regard Big Redskins fans, Pete says with pride Then asks me what I think of the head coach on the side [Bridge] [Guitar Riff Build] [Deep Bass] I told ‘em unlike his brother Jon, Jay got no ring Then, passed-out dude starts to sing [Chorus: Hook] [Explosive Vocals] [Guitar Riff] “You dumb motherfucker!” was the first he screamed Verbal smash, it’s hotter than it seemed [crowd singing] “Fuck your flowered shirt, you piece of shit!” Man, this ride’s a hell of a hit [Verse 2] [Strong Guitar] We hit the Omni, the rage don’t slow Cause turns out crazy drunk guy was Jay Gruden, himself, I just didn't know [Chorus: Hook] [Heavy Guitar] [Emotional Vocals] “You dumb motherfucker!” was the first he screamed [crowd singing] “Fuck your flowered shirt, you piece of shit!” Man, this ride’s a hell of a hit [Outro] [Crowd Cheering] [Gritty Guitar Solo] [Bass] [Fade Out]