[Intro] [Deep Female Whisper] 緊急会議を始めたいが パンダ議長が ギャベル忘れたって….. bambooでよいな ホレホレ かばいびかばいびしびまびすぶ！ え？なに？バビご？ 開会します！ [Deep Female Whisper] 具は対象外です！ 会議前に各自 脳内会議を必ず おこなってください [Group] 議題は？ [Lead] ピッツァです [Group] ピッツァ?! [Verse 1] ピザ？ まわりのカテーところ 最初に食べるんか？ 最後に残すんず？ 先にいくんか？ 後にするんか？ 耳からいくべ？ いやいや最後だべ？ cheeseを先に食べて 耳はあとだべ？ [Group Chant] 最初？ 最後？ 最初？ 最後？ [Call & Response] [Lead] 最初に食べる人？ [Group] いる！ [Lead] 最後まで残す人？ [Group] いる！ [Lead] 耳を食べない人？ [Group] ……いる?! [Break] [Deep Female Whisper] WORLD PIZZA COUNCIL [Group] HO! [Chant] 全国会議中 協議中 審議中 検討中 有識者ショウシュウ 追加ケンショウチュウ 再審議 再検討 [Deep Female Whisper] We need a clear consensus. [Group] 協議続行！ [Afrobeat Groove] 最初！ 最後！ 最初！ 最後！ [Verse 2] Je la mange au début? Ou je la garde pour la fin? 처음에 먹어? 마지막까지 남겨? ¿Primero? ¿Al final? [Group] まだ決まらない！ [Lead] なんで決まらないの？ [Group] 重要だから！ [Pre-Chorus] [Smoky Contralto] ピザは冷めていく [Group] 協議続行！ [Smoky Contralto] cheeseも固まっていく [Group] 協議続行！ [Lead] 耳はまだ残ってる [Group] 協議続行！ [Bridge] [Deep Female Whisper] で、 一体 何をそんなに 揉めてるの？ [Silence] [Group Whisper] ……ピザの耳 [Lead] ピザの耳？ [Group] ピザの耳！ [Drop] HO! HO! 最初か！ 最後か！ [Final Chorus] どっちでもよくね？ 最初でもいい 最後でもいい ワタシは [Pause] 耳からいくぜ [Group] WHAT?! [Sea Shanty Chant] HO! 耳！ HO! 耳！ HO! 耳！ [Final Call & Response] [Lead] 最初？ [Group] 最初！ [Lead] 最後？ [Group] 最後！ [Lead] 結論は？ [Silence] [Group Whisper] ……出ず [Deep Female Whisper] 緊急会議、 継続します 有識者の諸君 ピッツァの耳は 最初？ 最後？ どっち？ みんなの意見、待っとーけんね [Hard Stop] [Silence] [Deep Female Whisper] ……ところで Uber Eats [Pause] ウーバー……いつ？ [Group] SUSHI! SUSHI! ネギトロ!トロトロ! ハハハハハハハハハ [Hard Stop] ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー 🇺🇸 English Translation Below🇺🇸 [Intro] [Deep Female Whisper] We need to begin the emergency meeting, but the Panda Chairperson forgot the gavel….. Bamboo will do. Come on, come on, kabai-bi kabai-bi shibi-mabi-subu! What? What was that? Babi-go? Meeting is now in session! [Deep Female Whisper] Toppings are NOT on the agenda! Before the meeting, everyone must hold a meeting inside their own head. [Group] What’s the agenda? [Lead] PIZZA. [Group] PIZZA?! [Verse 1] Pizza? That hard crust around the edge, do you eat it first? Or save it for last? Do you go for it first? Or leave it till the end? Go straight for the crust? No, no, save it for last? Eat the cheese first, then the crust? [Group Chant] First? Last? First? Last? [Call & Response] [Lead] Who eats it first? [Group] I do! [Lead] Who saves it till the end? [Group] I do! [Lead] Who doesn’t eat the crust? [Group] ……I do?! [Break] [Deep Female Whisper] WORLD PIZZA COUNCIL [Group] HO! [Chant] National meeting in session Under discussion Under review Still being considered Experts summoned Additional verification underway Re-deliberation Further review [Deep Female Whisper] We need a clear consensus. [Group] Discussion continues! [Afrobeat Groove] FIRST! LAST! FIRST! LAST! [Verse 2] Je la mange au début? Ou je la garde pour la fin? Do I eat it first? Or save it till the end? ¿Primero? ¿Al final? [Group] We still can’t decide! [Lead] Why can’t we decide? [Group] Because it’s IMPORTANT! [Pre-Chorus] [Smoky Contralto] The pizza is getting cold [Group] Discussion continues! [Smoky Contralto] The cheese is getting hard [Group] Discussion continues! [Lead] The crust is still here [Group] Discussion continues! [Bridge] [Deep Female Whisper] So… What exactly are we arguing about this much? [Silence] [Group Whisper] ……The pizza crust. [Lead] The pizza crust? [Group] THE PIZZA CRUST! [Drop] HO! HO! First or last! [Final Chorus] Who even cares? First is fine. Last is fine. But me… [Pause] I go for the crust first. [Group] WHAT?! [Sea Shanty Chant] HO! CRUST! HO! CRUST! HO! CRUST! [Final Call & Response] [Lead] First? [Group] FIRST! [Lead] Last? [Group] LAST! [Lead] The conclusion? [Silence] [Group Whisper] ……None. [Deep Female Whisper] Emergency meeting, continues. Esteemed experts, the pizza crust… First? Last? Which one? We await your opinions. [Hard Stop] [Silence] [Deep Female Whisper] ……By the way, Uber Eats [Pause] Uber……when? [Group] SUSHI! SUSHI! Negitoro! Toro-toro! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Hard Stop]
