Now, listen JunJun Step to the side girl… Watch, he’s probably not even gonna let me finish this intro without putting a man’s voice over it. You’re fucking silly! laughter Come on, say it with me… My. Name. Is. Trinity. I’m not your average basic hoe at the hardware sto’. They call me Bob—Bobby the Builder? Bob—Bobby the Builder? Bobby the Bob Builder? (What the hell, JunJun!) Oh here we go— You’re-you’re having fun. I know that look— You’re-you’re having fun. laughter Junjun, why do you keep looking at me like that while I’m recording? laughter Oh you’re surprised I even showed up? Kind sir, you were— Wrong, bitch. Wrong, bitch. My name is Trinity. I’m itty-bitty-Trinity. I’m pretty, city, skinny, mini bitty, titty, kitty, witty Trinity! Now listen, (Follow along) Out in the city, y’all come see me. Bryce’s my man, he a real cute, cutie He’s looking so goo-goo-gooey! Living our best life, not gonna lie We’re outside club-hopping tonight! For five hundred dollars, What would you say Trinity’s favorite color is? Lock in your answer. Wrong, bitch. Wrong, bitch. I like w-warm pink. That pastel warm pinky pink. That. cotton. candy. sugar. pink. That raise-your-glass-oh-fuck-pixie-PINK! P-P-Pinky UP! My name is PINKITY! (PINKITY!) My name is PINKITY! (PINKITY!) My name is TRINITY! (TRINITY!) MY NAME IS TRINITY! Now listen, (Follow along) Something’s in the air My senses 10. outta. 10. I found Brycie quick. Suspicion’s 10. outta. 10 Yo, turn this beat down! The volume’s 10. outta. 10 Wait JunJun, Who the hell are they!? Targets acquired: Sol and Jen have entered the nightclub. Fun fact: Bryce knows Jen? Threat Level: Unclear Proceed with caution, Trinity. Jen? J-E-N? Who’s that girl? Jenny Jen? Bryce says she’s a “model friend”? Jen. Jen. Jenny. Jen. Bryce’s gorgeous model friend! O-Oh, really-y-y? Hiiiiii girlsssssss! Hi girls, I’m Trinity! Hi Jen, I’m Trinity! Let me introduce you to everyone (Everyone, everyone, everyone) Now listen— I’d hate to slap a Jenny On her chinny. Chin. Chin. Entire villa shaking when this beat kicks in. I’ll. huff. and. puff. Bryce ain’t giving in. He told me not to worry… And that better be the fucking— TRUTH. TRUTH. TRUTH. Bryce and Jenny? Jen and Brycie? laughter Wrong, bitch. Wrong, bitch. She’s just a model friend. A regular, model, model-y friend A really cool blonde model-y friend Now listen, (Follow along) Wait pause, what did Aniya say earlier? I’m with my girls and they classy I’m with my girls and we bouta get down We boutta turn this bitch around And you know “we don’t care,” We fly as fuck and we got good hair! laughter Ya’ll let me know if Jun Jun keeps the male vocals in the final mix. He is SO annoying! Love, Trinity!
