Sip sip sip — start of the day, Mate, you look rough — you alright, eh? Sip sip sip — start of the day, Bruv, you look done — you alright, eh? daft1: Got five mins, lad? Me: Nah, I’m stacked, I’m mad busy. daft1: One minute, swear down — dead quick, easy. Colleagues movin’ like they’re half‑asleep, Need hand‑holding just to press delete. Minute by minute, question by question, Fifteen gone — still no progression. Me: I’ve gotta hard drop, soz my mate. daft1: But it’s urgent — can’t it wait? It’s busy same as every day, But today’s got that extra weight. Let me grab a coffee break, Scan me bonus points for the latte — Just give me space, just give me space. It’s busy same as every day, But today’s got that extra weight. Let me breathe, let me sway, Garage rhythm in my brain — Two‑step through the workplace haze. Another one walks in — déjà vu, Half an hour gone — déjà screw. Ask me things she should already know, Dragging the tempo, killing the flow. daft2: Can you help with this bit here? Me: I showed you twice — last week, my dear. daft2: I know, I know, but I forgot… Me: You forgot a lot — I need to stop. Clock keeps ticking, patience thinning, Bassline wobblin’, head is spinning. I’m tryna graft, she’s tryna chat, I’m tryna sprint, she’s tryna amble back. Skitter‑step, jitter‑step, Heart rate climbing — intercept. Need my break, need my breath, Need my rhythm back again. Sip sip sip — reclaim the day, Two‑step stress just melts away. It’s busy same as every day, But today’s got that extra weight. Let me grab a coffee break, Scan me bonus points for the latte — Reset the vibe, reset the pace. It’s busy same as every day, But today’s got that extra weight. I’ll garage‑slide through the disarray, Sip sip sip — I’m sound today.
