Droppin’ Trou at Work (Remastered)

Pullin out from the new house Goin through a damn divorce Damn bitch took half my money But it coulda been worse Stop by the gas station Get a breakfast burrito before work Halfway down the road In a traffic jam, my tummy fuckin’ hurts Pull into the plant just as the morning meetin’ is about to start Don’t got time to use the bathroom And this one won’t be a fart! Well I’m droppin’ trau at work Everybody look away My asshole’s gonna blow it’s gonna spray Get it on the camera see my big brown piece Squeeze it out on the table it’s such a relief Yeah, I’m droppin’ trau at work Well I finish the morning meeting After my big splat This one’s the third offense and HR don’t like that But I’m such a good engineer They can’t get rid of me So I drop my pants whip my dick out And on the laptops I make a big pee pee Well I gotta go out to the field Trouble shoot some units Climb a ladder, crap in the reactor And my damn fart exploded! Well I’m droppin’ trau at work Everybody look away My asshole’s gonna blow it’s gonna spray Get it on the camera see my big brown piece Squeeze it out on the table it’s such a relief Yeah, I’m droppin’ trau at work Well at the end of the day Bathroom door’s locked and all I can do is pray I’ve dropped trau at least 5 times today Guess it’s time to go the number six number two, hooray! Well I’m droppin’ trau at work Everybody look away My asshole’s gonna blow it’s gonna spray Get it on the camera see my big brown piece Squeeze it out on the table it’s such a relief Yeah, I’m droppin’ trau at work Yeah, I’m droppin’ trau at work Oh man, I’m droppin’ trau at work Hey look at that, you could build a house with that! Would you like a to go box? Save some for later! Hooray!