
Witch Lord in Training
**Witch Lord in Training** [Intro – grand church organ + dark atmosphere] Cajo… You really left me no choice. [Verse 1 – accordion leads the melody, heavy guitars underneath] I packed my bags and left the glowing screen Walked into magic school like a reluctant king They gave me black robes that don’t quite fit And a dusty old book that smelled like regret I’m learning protection, deflection, and dread How to seal a door and silence the dead Every night I practice till my candles burn low Just to keep one witch from stealing the show [Pre-Chorus – organ swells] I never asked for power… I just asked for sleep. [Chorus – big gothic metal, organ and guitars together] I’m a Witch Lord in training! Cloaked in black and mild complaining! Witch Lord in training! Learning dark arts while barely maintaining! She cursed my coffee, she stole my account Now I’m studying shadows just to keep her out! [Verse 2 – accordion more playful and strange] The other students stare when I butcher the spells My first blood ward leaked and ruined my shoes as well The professor just sighed and said “Try not to die” While a raven laughed at me from the windowsill high I’m carving the sigils with dramatic flair Trying to look mysterious with product in my hair If she wants a war of curses and spite I’ll face her in velvet… slightly holding on tight [Pre-Chorus – organ rises again] I never wanted darkness… But therapy was fully booked. [Chorus] I’m a Witch Lord in training! Cloaked in black and mild complaining! Witch Lord in training! Learning dark arts while barely maintaining! She cursed my coffee, she stole my account Now I’m studying shadows just to keep her out! [Bridge – dominant church organ, sparse and dramatic] I still jump at mirrors I still flinch at the cold But every new lesson Makes me a little less controlled by… her [Final Chorus – full power, organ and accordion both present] I’m a Witch Lord in training! Not for glory, not for the fame! Witch Lord in training! Just to finally sleep without hearing her name! Cajo can come with her mucin and schemes But this time the student has better themes! [Outro – fading church organ + dry spoken line] Class dismissed. …Does anyone know how to get wax out of velvet?

