A loving nod to Moxy Früvous, the kings of acapella wit Moxy Früvous was a legendary Canadian band that mastered the art of blending harmonies with razor-sharp humor. Their acapella-driven, theatrical style made everyday frustrations into hilarious anthems, tackling everything from bad etiquette to historical satire with equal gusto. This song is a spiritual successor to their brilliantly absurd "Kick in the Ass," except this time, we’re doling out justice a little lower. Because sometimes, words aren’t enough—sometimes, someone really deserves a kick in the balls. ⁂ Kick in the balls Kick in the balls Kick in the balls, it’s coming Kick in the balls, it’s coming That guy at the bar who won’t take a hint He gets a Kick in the balls A swift and Kick in the balls That dude named Kyle who punches drywall He'll get a Kick in the balls It’s comin’ Kick in the balls That guy who vapes And blows it in my face I’d like to find him And set things right With a Kick in the balls A legendary Kick in the balls A kick in the balls It’s coming Kick in the balls Some dude named Brad Calls himself an “alpha” He’ll get a Kick in the balls A rapid Kick in the balls That guy! That guy who keeps Explaining my own job to me Deserves a Kick in the balls It’s comin’ Kick in the balls That bro named Trent who "forgets" his wallet at dinner I'll track him down and Make things right (make things right) With a righteous Kick in the balls That’s right, a Kick in the balls (vocal "kick in the balls, it's comin'" solo) I serve up justice with the Toe of my shoe I’ll kick ya! Kick in the balls It’s comin’ Kick in the balls It’s got a logic That you just can’t refute You just can’t refute good... Commander Kick in the balls The king of Kick in the balls A trail of fallen bros They’ll all think twice next time They’ll hunt me down and End my reign of dispute I’ll get a Kick in the balls Full circle Kick in the balls Enormous Kick in the balls Catastrophic Kick in the balls Owwww... [Parody lyrics, production, and direction by Noizgenie.] [Cover Art Direction by Noizgenie. © 2025 Noizgenie.]
