Epic Rap Battle: House Lannister vs. House Kraveli

[Verse 1: House Lannister] Lord of Casterly Rock, call me Lann the Clever To best me, your battle has to be more than epic I feel like Jaime, and you're the Mad King This incestuous thing Got me feelin' like the Lion of Night You never make it past the Night Motherfucker, it's not even night A Lannister always pays his debts, and it is time to collect Fuck around, get your head split, motherfucker, come correct So what if you got a lion, it's not as cool as a dragon Lions don't even breathe fire And now you know why I'm the Lannister With the wordplay as sharp as Valyrian steel Call me Kevan, it's getting real I'm the lord of House Lannister, the lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you [Chorus: House Lannister] Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you [Verse 2: House Kraveli] Bitch, I'm Tyrion with the t-t-tongue, you don't want it Your father made you a name, but I don't flaunt it I was a nameless man, but I still had the world haunted Now you got me in my Bag of Tricks We put your name on the wall, then you got fixed What the fuck is a Lannister to a Targaryen? You can say I'm two houses in one From the moment I was born, I've been king of the world I can melt you like Jon Snow with my words I can melt you like I had Drogon in my palms And the funny thing is I got a lion in my arms And a dragon in my arms I can make a "Blunt After Blunt" Like the Wolf in the Valley, like I run House Stark All your dead lions make me question where the art Is that all you got? You don't even have the iron bank You're an empty bag, no gold, just a stank I can smell you from here So let's make one thing clear The Lion of House Kraveli is a one-of-one The Lion of House Lannister, just a son But I'm a motherfucker I said I'm a motherfucker [Chorus: House Kraveli] Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you [Verse 3: House Kraveli] Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you I'm the lord of House Lannister, the lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you [Chorus: House Lannister] Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you Lord of House Lannister, lord of House Kraveli I ain't even have to diss you