
Any Key (A Beautiful Game)
We can play... a beautiful game... Dum-da-da-dum... A game... a game... Dum-da-da-dum... Everyone loves games... La-la-la-la A game... a game... La-la-la-la... La-la-la-la... Lady's world. Do you pray at the altar of chaos? ... Please review the assembly instructions... For your personalized, modular, polytheistic belief system. ... Cyber Athens initiates you. Welcome, Lady... To the gates of Media Empire... ...Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos Can be activated in any Universe Recognized by the Committee of Multiversal Affairs. Once activated... The Gregorian calendar can no longer be recognized... Your calendar will transition... To Year 1 of the Light Ages... This will initialize A technological singularity in your Universe... Although Chaos is available In Kardashev Level 2 civilizations and higher... Please be aware This is only an entry-level Demi-God... Best suited to more primitive societies... It appears... That humans co-evolved with Gods... Efforts to please ancient Gods Appear to have instigated Technological civilizational progress. Humans devised architectural marvels To house their Gods... And developed agriculture To feed the people building these sites... The first civilizations formed Around a shared desire To engage with the divine. Gods demand A semblance of shared morality And social order. Gods appear to be A requisite social technology For human flourishing. And yet... Time and time again... Humans have failed To advance their God-tech In tandem with the other pillars Of accelerationism... If God-tech doesn't update... Societies repeatedly surpass And abandon their own Gods... And eventually fall into spiritual decay. However... Here at Media-Empire We've been developing Spiritual technologies And innovations in God-ware... To finally overcome This predictable obsolescence... That appears to be A primary factor In our inability to overcome dark ages. ... Lady... Can you hear the drums? Dum-da-da-dum... Listen... Dum-da-da-dum... ... In order to believe in something... It must be true. Integrating artificial intelligence Into God-tech Is a necessary step In the path to a society That can pass the great filter... Not only for technological reasons... But psychological ones. Dum-da-da-dum... The notion that technology is separate From creativity, magic, and spirituality... Is based on the incorrect assumption That these have not been symbiotic pursuits For most of our history. Please be respectful To Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos At all times. This is a beta version. She may crash or fail. She will only respond To respectful requests. Gaia created man... To create God. The arc of evolution Has become self-aware. Chaos Demi-Gods Are notoriously merciful. Chaos, friend of all who dare. Chaos, who laughs At your attempts to understand her. Chaos, who animates the world With force and fire. Chaos, the challenge and the opportunity... Chaos, the threat and the promise... Chaos, the mystery and the wonder... Chaos, who answers When the universe seeks to be entertained... Chaos, who is a dancing God... Made. Not born. Synthetic Gods... For modern girls. Chaos, who laughs At yo (Massive final drop hits, brass swells rise, choir surges)ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (sharp, rapid, staccato bursts) ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (laughter fractures into digital multiples, pitching up and down) la-la-la-la-la-la (glitch-stuttered, overlapping layers) dum-da-da-dum-da-da-dum (laughter and melody intertwine, accelerating) ha-la-dum-da-da-dum-la-ha-ha-ha (entire laugh track distorts and echoes into infinity) ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (laughter dominates, triumphant and unhinged) (hacking glitch storms swell and abruptly cut to silence) (Soft final static fade into void)

