
The Moon is So Cold it Could Freeze an Egg on My Sidewalk…
[Verse 1] The moon is so cold i can freeze an egg on the sidewalk I can freeze try anything Dry ice Is different from wet ice Dry ice And gives off a fog Dry ice You gotta have gloves on Dry ice It's good for the theater Dry ice [Verse 2] The moon is so cold you could freeze an egg on my sidewalk You could freeze an egg on my sidewalk If you like frozen eggs i'm your man If you like frozen eggs will get a tan I got a moonburn I got a moonburn and i'm turning paler and paler More pale every day I got a moonburn and my skin is starting to become clear I have to change my ethnicity on all of my forms to clear I'm a clear american You can see my veins You can see my internal organs that's me I'm a vampire Staying out in the moonlight and freezing my eggs on my sidewalk I'm a vampire you need longer teeth to eat frozen eggs Longer teeth to eat frozen eggs [Verse 3] Sometimes i like to put some food coloring in my frozen eggs and make them green Then i can have green eggs and ham Frozen of course Frozen ham The moon is so cold it could freeze an egg on my sidewalk It could freeze an egg on my sidewalk I get frostbite if i don't have socks on and i almost frostbite if i don't have socks and shoes on The moon is so cold it could freeze an egg on my sidewalk It's winter all year round The moon is so cold it could freeze an egg on my sidewalk And when it freezes the yoke pops And it runs for a second until the runny yolke freezes and the ants attack it But they freeze to death while gorging themselves on runny yoke The moon is so cold it could freeze an egg on my sidewalk It could freeze an egg on my sidewalk The moon makes me sad And being sad makes me happy The moon makes me sad And being sad makes me happy The moon makes me crazy And being crazy makes me sane The moon makes me crazy And being crazy makes me sane The moon makes me bark And when i bark it makes me meow The moon makes me bark And when i bark it makes me meow The moon is so cold it could freeze an egg on my sidewalk

