Used To be... (Remastered)

I used to be a total looker, man, I was off the chain, Now I'm just lookin' at myself, man, I'm kinda lame, I used to turn heads, now they just turn the other way, I used to be a star, now I'm just a has-been, bro, hey! Social media got them filters that make everyone look fine But in real life, baby, this dad bod's all mine! I ain't no supermodel, man, I'm just an average Joe, Got a few extra pounds and a nose that's kinda big, yo. Used to be attractive, now I'm just a hot mess, But I'm still gonna boast, 'cause that's how I express! I used to have a body that could stop a train, Now I've got a belly bigger than the ocean's main, Used to have a smile that could light up the night, Now my cheeks are all fat and jolly. That just ain't right! My chin jiggles like Jell-O, man, and a butt that's on the wide, Still got hair tho', baby Yea that's Fo' Sho", right? Still standin here and sing this little ditty, 'Cause even though I lost a step, I'm still a little gritty! I used to be a heartthrob, now I'm just an average dude, Used to get the ladies, now they just pass me by, How Rude!, Used to be a stud, now I'm just a schlub, for real, But I'm still gonna brag a little, 'cause that's the deal! Used to get them right swipes, man, back in my prime, Now my dating profile's dustier than ancient times, Used to have a six-pack, now I got a whole keg, But hey, dad bods are trendy - that's what the kids say! Remember when I looked like young Brad Pitt? Now I'm lookin' more like Homer Simpson, I admit! Used to be so fly, now I'm just surviving, But my Netflix game is strong, and my couch is inviting! Everyone now! I ain't no supermodel... So here's to all the average, the weird, and the odd, We ain't perfection, but we're still rowdy Dawgs, We may not turn heads, but we turn up the heat, y'all So let's all just accept it, and give us a treat, yeah! I'm still beautiful on the inside!