Keyed Your Car :)

KEYED YOUR CAR [Opening Chorus] Oops I’m sorry I just keyed ya car Heard they got a choppa Now I’m running from the law Oops My bad Guess I took it kinda far Boy, you got off easy I just keyed ya car [Verse 1] Called you at your job Asked for my mistake Put your boss on hold Then I went and took a break Signed you up for coupons From a hundred different shops Glitter in your gym bag Now you sparkle when you squat Then I saw that new whip Parked outside the bar Left a little love note Couldn’t find a card [Chorus] Oops I’m sorry I just keyed ya car Heard they got a choppa Now I’m running from the law Oops My bad Guess I took it kinda far Boy, you got off easy I just keyed ya car [Verse 2] Barefoot on the pavement Got my heels in my hand Six cops on the corner And a goddamn news van Neighbors got their phones out Every camera’s live Didn’t film you cheating But they caught my bad side Cop comes ’round the corner I ain’t even gonna lie I can hold a grudge for years Can’t run half a mile [Bridge — stripped beat, rhythmic rap] Sat me on the curb So I handed him my phone Three girls in a group chat All paying your car note Same text Same lie Same “Baby, I’m broke” He read a little more Then he cleared his throat [Break — one spoken line, male officer] “Oh. I see why. Yeah, you’re free to go.” [Final Chorus] Oops I’m sorry I just keyed ya car They called off the choppa Now I’m waving at the law Oops My bad Guess I took it kinda far Go ask your other girlfriends Who’s gon’ fix ya car