Fancy Pants and Scrumpy Shots” (Viagra Boys style – bass swagger, sneer vocals, loose drums, unbothered attitude) (Verse 1 – Suspenseful Opening) Coffee was good, but Jill broke the beans, Grindin’ like chaos in suburban dreams. Ellen’s got ice cream colder than sin, Fancy Freeze melts slow on her grin. Tom’s takin’ a nap, we let him snore, Dave’d love this fancy-pants store. But Dave and Rose are miles away, We miss ’em bad, but we’re okay. (Pre-Chorus) Basque words rollin’ off our tongues — “Kai show,” “bai,” we sound so young. Scrumpy shots, a cider spin, We “cheen cheen” loud and dive right in. (Chorus – Catchy as Hell) FANCY PANTS AND SCRUMPY SHOTS! We’re classy weirdos, takin’ our plots. Greenbelt walkin’, blue-turf dreams, Livin’ that Boise State scene. Bathroom code five-four-three-seven — Same old digits, still our heaven! Yeah — FANCY PANTS AND SCRUMPY SHOTS! (Verse 2 – Building the Madness) Ansots Basque, Ellie and Dan, Croquettes divine, I’m a brand-new man. Everybody said, “You gotta go there,” They were right — best food anywhere. We took the Greenbelt, found the Smurf Turf, Blue grass field — football surf. Met Josiah, chillin’ by the road, He said, “Your song’s gold,” and he knows. (Bridge – Swagger Breakdown) Mother Earth brew, Nitro cream, Smooth as ice, Boise dream. We took the squamous route (whatever that means), Got lost in the college scenes. (Final Chorus – Triumphant Ending) FANCY PANTS AND SCRUMPY SHOTS! We ain’t cool — but we’re all we got. Ansots croquettes, Nitro ale, Bathroom code — we still prevail! Two Pauls walk in, the crowd gets loud, Boise’s ours — we make it proud! Yeah, FANCY PANTS AND SCRUMPY SHOTS! Forever weird — and that’s our plot. (Bass fade out — sax screech — someone yells “Cheen cheen, baby!”)
