[male voice] Hello? Anyone in here? [elderly female voice] yes my King. What can I help you with? [male voice] I need you to research the archives for me. [elderly female voice] Certainly. What am I researching? [male voice] In a couple of days I am going to be playing the orc chieftain a game of cornhole. [elderly female voice] Sounds like fun. [male voice] Except that I don't know what cornhole is. And, I sorta told him that I am the local champion three years running. [elderly female voice] Oh dear. [male voice] Yes. [elderly female voice] Well, it is a bean bag tossing game where you try to get the bean bags into a hole on a framework. [male voice] Well, that doesn't sound so hard. [elderly female voice] You said you are playing against an orc? they don't use bean bags. [male voice] Well, what do they use then? [elderly female voice] Raw goat livers. [male voice} Goat Livers? [elderly female voice] But, I have an idea for you. [crowd cheering] [guttural male voice] HO Shadowking! You ready for cornhole? [male voice] UlthaK! Of course I am. But I have a wager I want to do with you. [guttural male voice] YES! What is it? [male voice] Listen UlthaK, whomever loses has to eat the winner's raw goat livers. [guttural male voice] But...but UlthaK love raw goat liver. [male voice] You challenged me. So I get to pick the terms of the wager. [guttural male voice] Awe.... [female voice] And the winner of the corn hole competition is...Shadowking! [cheering voices] [male voice] THANK YOU! Thank You! [female voice] It's strange. It almost seemed like UlthaK threw the game. [male voice] Oh he wouldn't do that. [female voice] He does seem to be enjoying his goat livers quite a bit. [male voice] Well, as you know, I happen to be good looking and modest. [female voice] Yes my Lord. [male voice] And with all the speeches this morning poor old UlthaK never did get a chance to eat breakfast. [male voice] So... I just happen to now be the reigning corn hole champion. AND modest. Especially modest.
