The Ghostly Escape (Monkey Island)

[Verse] Once upon a pirate's tale On the shore of Melee Isle A wannabe hero named Guybrush Threepwood With a cheeky smile He arrived with dreams of treasure and fame So bold and bright Little did he know The adventures that awaited him that night [Verse 2] Three trials he faced To prove he had what it takes Swordfighting Thievery And the art of insults No mistakes With clever words and swift moves He conquered each quest And soon was off to Monkey Island Ready to give it his best [Verse 3] From the jungle to the beach On an island so grand Finding buried treasure Digging up the sand But avoiding cannibals That's his greatest feat Sneak past them silently Light on his feet [Verse 4] The Ghost Pirate rising from the deep Guybrush won't let his courage sleep With a bottle of fizz and a daring grin Time for LeChuck's ghost to meet his end [Chorus] Raise your seltz root beer high Watch LeChuck's ghost say goodbye Never pay more Never pay more Than twenty bucks for an adventure score