[Intro] He grins like a devil Twirling mustache His hat tips low The king of disaster in a baked glow [Instrumental Overture] [Verse] He’s got a sack of cash in his grubby mitts A top hat tilted And a cape to fit With a laugh so evil He hatches a plan He’s the baddest potato in the land [Bridge] Villain Spud (Oh villain spud) Oh he’s no dud Steals your gold and rolls through mud Villain Spud (Oh villain Spud) The root of sin A sack of starch with a devilish grin [Buildup] [Chorus: Praise] Oh Spud You rascal You fiend in a suit With a monocle and a scuffed-up boot You twirl that mustache So sly So crude The potato of peril In a villainous mood [Break: Chorus, Chanting] You cackle like thunder You plan like a loon Your schemes smell of garlic and a tasty stew Mustache twirl Monocle gleam You're the villain of our wildest dreams [Interlude] Villain Spud Oh the scoundrel we fear He’s robbing the vaults Raids pubs of all the beer He’s tying up ladies to the train tracks Laughs at our misery and rolls away through the mud Villain Spud Oh the dastardly brute [Instrumental Intermission] [Verse 2] He creeps through the day with a dastardly grin Villain Spud strikes again Oh where to begin With a top hat askew and a cloak full of flair He’s tying up damsels He just doesn’t care [Bridge 2] He’s got a monocle It’s purely for show Spins it like a coin With a villainous glow Says “Mwahaha!” in a booming baritone His spudly deeds could chill your funny bone [Verse 3] He’s got a sack full of gold and a pocket of lies A cape made of burlap And fire in his eyes The law’s on his tail But Spud’s too quick He rides off on a train made of dynamite sticks [Buildup] [Chorus: Praise] Oh Spud You rascal You fiend in a suit With a monocle and a scuffed-up boot You twirl that mustache So sly So crude The potato of peril In a villainous mood [Break: Chorus, Chanting] He robbed a train just last week at noon Took the loot and hummed a villainous tune His potato sack filled with golden bars He’s the king of crime And he is all the starch [Interlude] Villain Spud Oh the scoundrel we fear He’s robbing the vaults Raids pubs of all the beer He’s tying up ladies to the train tracks Laughs at our misery and rolls away through the mud Villain Spud Oh the dastardly brute [Instrumental Intermission] [Verse 4] Oh Villain Spud He’s the rottenest guy Steals your fries Makes you cry Schemes and dreams His heart chose a villainous track He laughs so loud it makes the night crack [Outro] But what’s this? A hero in sight A goody two shoe ready to fight Spud can't be stopped His plan’s too slick Ties the hero to a clock that ticks
