Intro: 4 Bars. A disorienting, wobbling synth sound spins from left to right speaker. A heavy, slow drum beat drops: BOOM... crack... BOOM... crack. A Baritone Saxophone plays a low, stumbling riff.] [Verse 1] [Vocals: Deep, slightly off-beat, sounding heavy-tongued] This solitary life ain’t cutting it for me I’m about to order up some liquid self-esteem Served inside a glass, I down it fast as I am able To make me cocky, make me chatty, get me to her table [Pre-Chorus] [The Synth bass gets louder and more distorted. The slide guitar screeches softly] To make me talk to her... [Chorus] [Music swells - A wall of sound. Heavy, dragging rhythm] [Vocals: Dragging out the notes, wailing] My friends got me going crazy on alcoho-o-o-ol My vision gets a little hazy on alcoho-o-o-ol [Verse 2] [Music strips back to just the wobbling Bass and a ticking hi-hat] [Vocals: Mumbling, trying to sound charming but failing] Another round and I might even make her laugh I’m feeling glorious, why is she holding back? I mumble in her ear but she can’t understand She says: "Thanks for the drink, but man, let go of my hand..." [Spoken, harsh whisper] "...I think you're crazy." [Chorus] [Full texture returns. Saxophone blasts low notes on the beat] On alcoho-o-o-ol Your friends got you going crazy on alcoho-o-o-ol This girl’s got me going crazy [Bridge] [The beat becomes chaotic/stumbling. Piano chords clash dissonantly] [Vocals: Spoken, desperate, slurred] I’m sorry I’m drunk... I’m sorry I’m drunk... I’m Smashed... Hammered... [Voice cracks] I’m really messed up... [Saxophone Solo] [Saxophone Feature: 8 Bars. The sax sounds like it's stumbling down the stairs—wild, honking, and bluesy, backed by heavy synth distortion.] [Bridge Part 2] [Vocals: Suddenly aggressive/loud] But I’m having fun! Least that’s what I think! So who’s gonna get me another drink? [Screaming] Who's gonna get me another drink?! [Chorus] [Maximum heaviness. Slow and sludge-like tempo] My friends got me going crazy on alcoho-o-o-ol My vision gets a little hazy on alcoho-o-o-ol My friends got me going crazy on alcoho-o-o-ol And this girl’s got me going crazy on alcoho-o-o-ol [Outro] [The music slows down until it stops, like a tape machine turning off] [Vocals: A final, exhausted mumble] Crazy... On alcohol... [Sound of a glass smashing on the floor]
