Bilbo: Confounded Adventure… And HOW did Gandalf get in front of us? He was just right beside me… Wizards… Oh… Now it’s decided to Rain Too! Second Breakfast… In the Rain… WALKING…. IN THE MUD… So undignified… Company: Hey Rumm bumm bumm March along March Along Bumm tiddally Dumm March March and sing this song Hey Rumm bumm bumm March along March Along Bumm tiddally Dumm March March and sing this song Bilbo: Thunder in the distance, and the rain has started to pour I don’t even want to fathom what today has in store It might be a path, but it’s winding and steep We’ve been at this all day… and this pace I can’t keep The Dwarves keep singing their marching song I’ve a mind to clutch the reigns and let the Ponies drag me along Company: Hey Rumm bumm bumm March along March Along Bumm tiddally Dumm March March and sing this song Hey Rumm bumm bumm March along March Along Bumm tiddally Dumm March March and sing this song Bilbo: Now we may as well be climbing, how do the ponies even manage I’m not built for this, I’m at a complete disadvantage! Gandalf: And not all of that rumbling is thunder either It’s the sounds of giants in the hills To find shelter I would be quite eager As they come out in the storms to seek their thrills Bilbo: Giants! I’m about to faint at the very thought Then almost pulled over when the reigns went taught Company: Hey Rumm bumm bumm March along March Along Bumm tiddally Dumm March March and sing this song Hey Rumm bumm bumm March along March Along Bumm tiddally Dumm March March and sing this song Bilbo: Thorin has found a cave! Refuge at last It’s no Hobbit hole, but it’ll do till the storms pass.. A warm fire, a Meal, and a well needed rest And tomorrow I guess… we resume this test [Storm sounds subside, the sound of stone scraping stone] Bilbo: It’s the middle of the night, and I am stirred in the gloom A door is opening in the back of this cavern room. Dwarves Wake up!! They’re taking the ponies and supplies Thieves are upon us! Company: Goblins! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
