[Intro][Wild Banjo Instrumental] [Distortion buzz background] [Chorus] Oh! I am a big fat bastard! I'm fuck'n fat as fuck'n fat can be You ask anyone, "who's ass is fat as fuck'n fuck?" They'll tell you that is me! Oh! I eat and slurp and chew and crunch all of the live long day I love it all, corn candy and sweets, lard buttered pies and cakes! Oh! I am a big fat bastard, I'm fucking fat as shit, i'm fucking fat and that is that so don't you ever forget! [Verse] Oh twas six years and 29 moons since last I saw my cock Ere' Special ordered from a very large store, I get my x x x xxl frock! Like a flash in a blubbering crash, I'll scarf your vittals down So let's all here and give our cheers, to the fattest fucking fat fuck around! [Instrumental] [Electric Guitar Solo] [Verse] Oh once upon a terrible dawn, ill fate it did abound Did I trip and fall and I snooshed all, of a very unfortunate town! My friend this earth is sinking, plunging towards an unknown fate Learned men report it can't support, My tremendous ungodly weight! [Bridge] So guard your pies and lard and fries, my friend best stay aware! I'll scarf your food pets kids and home, without a single care! [Hushed] So gaze upon and wonder, my gleaming gelatinous form And the sweet flowing butter, that runs out of my pores Remember I'm the fattest, to ever grace these lands And if you try to take my pie, I'll eat your fucking hand! [Wild Banjo Solo] [Chorus] Oh! I am a big fat bastard! I'm fuck'n fat as fuck'n fat can be You ask anyone, "who's ass is fat as fuck'n fuck?" They'll tell you that is me! Oh! I eat and slurp and chew and crunch all of the live long day I love it all, corn candy and sweets, lard buttered pies and cakes! Oh! I am a big fat bastard, I'm fucking fat as shit, i'm fucking fat and that is that so don't you ever forget!
