[Verse] I got this secret buried deep In a barrel where my pickles sleep A stash so fine makes me grin Whisky's hidden safe within [Verse 2] Don't let my wife discover the charm She'd flip out cause she'd raise the alarm Her wrath is something I can't take So keep this secret for my sake [Chorus] Whisky in the pickles don’t let her know She'd beat me up from head to toe A secret plot so sly and neat A spicy brine where flavors meet [Bridge] The neighbors wonder why they see My laughter with my hidden glee But hush now keep it on the low For fear of what she’d do you know [Verse 3] I sneak a sip when she's away A little joy to end the day But if she found it what a sight This happy home would turn to fright [Chorus] Whisky in the pickles don’t let her know She'd beat me up from head to toe A secret plot so sly and neat A spicy brine where flavors meet
