You Are So Lame

A high-energy and affectionate tribute to a sisterly bond that remains completely unchanged

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You dodge my calls, but ring me in the Starbucks line Invite after invite, youre busy or so you claim I see your dot on Life three sixty
“girl, you haven’t even left the house yet?”
 Oh, we talk our shit like queens Trading roast for roast, but never mean
“Eeew! Did you see that girl’s post!”
A total lie, we always be talking some shit!

Oh Valerie, you are so lame (Oh Valerie) But your the only sister I would pick every time (Every time) Screaming shotgun when we drive And you scream like your about to die Oh Valerie, you are so lame But youre my favorite every time

Even when the world feels heavy and everyone looks away
You are my backbone, my comic relief, my always, every day
You’re acting like a loser , ghosting everyone in town
While I’m out bouncing in my Jeep, gangster-ing out
Mud is flying on my windshield, you’re just boring as all get out 
We gossip about the world, side-eye every face
Inside every roast, we bond because we’re just the same

We are still those rowdy kids, just with bills every week You send a long messages that I never read Then you call when I just ca—

When the day feels too long And the whole world goes quiet, You know where I belong Right back in your chaos. We fight, then we text Then we laugh at the mess You’re my built-in home My forever best

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Kicked off our shoes, rolling back the years Still got that spark, laughs between the tears We call up mom, tattling like old times Still wrestling on the carpet, but now Ive got the size You swear you will win, but we both know you are telling lies We bicker over nothing, then laugh till we cry You dodge my calls, but ring me in the Starbucks line Invite after invite, youre busy or so you claim I see your dot on Life three sixty “girl, you haven’t even left the house yet?” Oh, we talk our shit like queens Trading roast for roast, but never mean “Eeew! Did you see that girl’s post!” A total lie, we always be talking some shit! Oh Valerie, you are so lame (Oh Valerie) But your the only sister I would pick every time (Every time) Screaming shotgun when we drive And you scream like your about to die Oh Valerie, you are so lame But youre my favorite every time Even when the world feels heavy and everyone looks away You are my backbone, my comic relief, my always, every day You’re acting like a loser , ghosting everyone in town While I’m out bouncing in my Jeep, gangster-ing out Mud is flying on my windshield, you’re just boring as all get out We gossip about the world, side-eye every face Inside every roast, we bond because we’re just the same We are still those rowdy kids, just with bills every week You send a long messages that I never read Then you call when I just ca— Oh Valerie, you are so lame (Oh Valerie) But your the only sister I would pick every time (Every time) Screaming shotgun when we drive And you scream like your about to die Oh Valerie, you are so lame But you’re my favorite every time When the day feels too long And the whole world goes quiet, You know where I belong Right back in your chaos. We fight, then we text Then we laugh at the mess You’re my built-in home My forever best Oh Valerie, you are so lame (Oh Valerie) But your the only sister I would pick every time (Every time) Screaming shotgun when we drive And you scream like your about to die Oh Valerie, you are so lame But you’re my favorite every time

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